Max

[Max @moneymax]

Have you ever considered being your own boss?! http://t.co/q4Lfzx11

[Max @moneymax]

Frankie says reflux

[Max @moneymax]

Critical mission failure

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Yoga teleport

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Walking behind a fantastic mullet.

[Max @moneymax]

4 on 5 hockey fight. Fuck yeah.

[Max @moneymax]

Its official. I hate kid rock.

[Max @moneymax]

Just added 22 cents to the take a penny leave a penny dish. I'm good for at least 5 years.

[Max @moneymax]

Vanilla ice - ninja rap

[Max @moneymax]

Heard in passing: 'I can see your crotch, just so you know.'

[Max @moneymax]

@badmacktuck ...or cry

[Max @moneymax]

Leo just stepped in the fattest pile of dog waste. Poor kid.

[Max @moneymax]

I think i just saw tom hanks buying egg rolls at costco.

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My legs are falling asleep.

[Max @moneymax]

Bowling scores: 153, 157, 184. I'm a boss.

[Max @moneymax]

Fuck it dude, lets go bowling.

[Max @moneymax]

My mother monitors my twitters no homo

[Max @moneymax]

I just threatened to kill the wendys drive thru lady. Go me.

[Max @moneymax]

So these crackheads on cops were trying to steal a microwave. Wtf.

[Max @moneymax]

A-rod press conference. Bologna!