Lucid

don't touch my hands

[Priyangshu ࿗ @Priyang87]

Namjoon is the ugliest man I have ever seen in my life and that speaks volume because I live in Bangladesh

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Mongolian throat fucking

[Aspersion Caster @AspersionCaster]

Just 160 years ago 100% of them had masters. Look how far they've fallen.

[bej @bej_beast]

i feel like such a pedophile in those 2 months where im 18 and she is 13😭😭

[Anon @napehuffer83]

#WhiteLivesMatter

[Morsh 🇨🇦 @morshthacreap]

Motherfucker that's called DEAD BY DAYLIGHT

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

Sean Connery grew up in a time when everyone started smoking at three years old, breakfast was a solid brick of lard, and everyone's first job was either mining plutonium or using toxic smoke to chase gypsies out of the village.

[kou @kkflick]

I had this fanfic idea about Sayori writing up absurd rules to make MC stop being an introverted loner, and it goes like this:

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

The owner forbade her cat from getting on the bed because it leaves too much fur.

But after installing a camera, the girl discovered that her pet happily runs into the bedroom as soon as she leaves the house.

Just listen to how happy he is.

[Lan @L4n370]

Notice how regardless of the body size in these old paintings they never have gigantic sagging milkers. They knew what peak was.

[star wyse @Star_Wyse]

i should not be up this late

anyways check out this fucking awesome wario statue

[Kbar † 🔫 @nrcssius]

Mythical screenshot. Found Sheldon cooper and there’s two girls breaking up right behind him.

[$τRεητ$ @Drakosa_GD]

throwback to when i raged so hard that i accidentally selected a pic of Drake and set it as my wallpaper

[Ash @newashcamp]

English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”

[One Proud Bavarian @ProudBavaria]

"Hahaha, he clicked the Big Picture Mode button again instead of minimising Steam! We got him again!"

[Benjamin Luk @benjaminluk]

This is Zach Cregger’s approach to first drafts as a screenwriter. It’s called “elfing”. He’s right. ✍🏼

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

I miss when celebrities didn't know how to use the internet properly and ended up creating ultra gems by accident