Simon Yung

hey, man!

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@tiffanykyung it's just your brain saying "remember this guy? lolz!"

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i hope people keep calling this twitter forever.

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Just taking a peek in the garbage can…

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Twitter has been bumped to the next page of apps on my phone. #Threads

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For thrills, ride 7 train from Queensboro Plaza to 33rd Street without holding on to anything. @MTA

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@Popeyes can you guys tone down the orange a bit in your ads/emails? It's too orange. Great chicken!

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you know what's funny? how there's sometimes a no-camera rule in court rooms, so we just have to look at someone's drawings.

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@hermanyung “Dear self, you are so great. In my name I pray, amen.”

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Birthday wishes from banks are the worst. Deposit me some $$$!

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This very serious report about the sonic boom felt around the DC area is prompting very not serious thoughts about Street Fighter. #sonicboom

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I feel like people recommend honey-lemon tea like it’s their secret family remedy.

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@hermanyung THAT'S NOT A NICE THING TO SAY!

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New slang I’ve been hearing: “I can gatekeep no longer…” then proceeds to share something “cool.”

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looking forward to the mugshot #TrumpIndicted

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Kind of tired of people hoping that emails find me well.

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@benshapiro why are we calling her a shooter? because she had guns... which kill many people very easily. why do you and your friends keep dodging this super easy-to-see correlation?

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should rename to AliLongtime...'cause like, there's nothing Express about it... @AliExpress_EN

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@tiffanykyung lol, who?! but sometimes i'll eat off of a paper towel if it's not very drippy..

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here's a sad website: https://t.co/e8Fd3TM5Cf

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what's keeping @Aeropostale kicking?? Still going strong for over two decades at Manhattan Mall! (or whatever that places is called now)