Silas Lynch

dopamine addicted vessel of universal light

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

Watching @falconandwinter and reminded of when in the 80s there were 2 shows about helicopters. Cocaine is a hell of a drug #FalconAndWinterSoldier

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

Top 1 phrase that sounds way dirtier in an Australian accent: #1 there’s way more juice left in that squirt

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

If @trump dies lets make @patsajak president. He’s also in his 70s and a reality tv star.

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

In a chat session with an anonymous chatter how can the other side convince me it’s human? #reverseturingtest

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

@andylevy @pixelatedboat Imagine Steve Carrell from the 40 year old virgin but angstier

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

dEAR mISs CaT, although you are not my first choice for a wife, my mom tells me it’s time to stop my playboy ways and settle down before my pubes turn grey. @DojaCat 👨🏾‍🦳👯‍♀️

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

If you’re on cameo selling birthday greetings for less than $20 I automatically assume you have a drug problem. #cameo

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

Hey #qanon I get the idea of a pedophile ring catering to elites. what I don’t understand is why you think @realDonaldTrump is the chosen one to stop this. what suggests he’s the right guy for this job. It’s his history with teen beauty pageants isn’t it? #WWG1WGAWORLDWIDE

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

dEAR MiSS CAt, when we are married you will have access to all my riches and every room in the house. Except the basement. Never ever go into the basement. 🙅🏾‍♂️⬇️🏡 @DojaCat

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

dEAR MISS CAT, I write to you for the purpose of convincing you to become my lawfully wedded wife. Although we do not know each other, in time you will grow to love me like all women in arranged marriages do 👰🏽@DojaCat

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

My dick is on Heathers picks. Your dick is on the clearance list @chaptersindigo

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

Sinaloa are the amazon of the cocaine economy #thebusinessofdrugs

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

How is it that the Wiz didn’t star R Kelly?
@CBS

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

Triggerman beat in episode 3 of @PValleySTARZ was 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

In a country where everything is for sale it’s only a matter of time before democracy became a commodity https://t.co/gJlZcdA2oB

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

Jeffrey Epstein = Marquis de Sade + 205 years. #FilthyRich #filthyrichnetflix

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

The butchers daughter. Its schindlers list meets okja

[George Stroumboulopoulos 🐺 @strombo]

Article from 2012 ⁦@VICE⁩ https://t.co/2cS2aQKaCC

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”— George Orwell.

[Silas Lynch @mongreleyes]

Hit show idea #1
Muslimjerseyshore