I had an epiphany in the bookstore today. Yes I am buying a book to add to my TBR pile but just as importantly, (here’s the epiphany) I am buying the illusion that I will find time to read said book!
“When I announced yesterday that I’m running for gov, one of Cuomo’s top surrogates dismissed me as an “unqualified lesbian.” It’s true that I never received my certificate from the Department of Lesbian Affairs, though in my defense there’s a lot of paperwork required.” 🤷♀️
@DervlaMcTiernan Dymocks at Garden City Booragoon They also had your fabulous book in the ‘Things we like’ section with a blurb about why they like it.
I went to my local Dymocks to buy this masterpiece. The guy behind the counter raved long and loud about it. Read the whole book in one sitting! He’s anxiously awaiting the poster for the window.
Congrats @DervlaMcTiernan! I felt like a winner just for buying it!
@writermoss Love dream jokes. That’s hilarious. Makes absolutely no sense. Military personnel wouldn’t contain enough vitamin A or retinol to improve your eyesight!