Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Joe-Joe’s

[Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Joe-Joe’s @moni_koala]

Serving sizes I think are bullshit: a thread

[heathcliff 🧁⭐️ @konfettiklown]

they should put the muppet movie back in theatres forever just in case theres nothing else good and i really wanna go to the movies

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Nice stars, bro. Spangle ‘em yourself?

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I was talking to my best friend the other day and i realised the reason why i never run out of things to talk about with her is because i have the liberty and comfort to verbalize the constant stream of thoughts in my head without the fear of being subject to judgement

[clare @sadderlizards]

we’re all sleeping in today

[꩜ @faeslily]

the vibe i bring to the function

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

5 feep deet

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

This is the baby that wanted to go to the four seasons Orlando

[machine gun kelly lee owens @bigugly]

well i got it

[Soham @king26_sk]

your 20s are all about repeatedly rediscovering basic facts like "I feel better when I wash my face" or "eating breakfast is actually a great idea"

[🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 @johngreen]

Happy Turtles All the Way Down Eve to all those who celebrate.

[Jake Hole 🎒 @MrToDamnFunny]

can we pretend that tall boys in the garage fridge are like shooting stars ?

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It will always be Werewolf Bar Mitzvah to me. “Boys becoming men, men becoming wolves” is like the funniest line in the world

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread on the beauty of wildlife 🧵

1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody