Mónica

[Mónica @moniao0]

I laugh when people use AI to get half an Excel formula written which they don't understand, and then have to consult my personal human intelligence to ask what they need to do. And somehow, they are proud for having used AI. To solve their problems unsuccessfully.

[Mónica @moniao0]

Quick comeback to anyone asking you questions you don't want to answer: it's like Fight Club, we don't talk about it.

[Mónica @moniao0]

@Helen_Eynon @duolingo I just can't be bothered to start fresh in a different app. Still upset :(

[Mónica @moniao0]

I am genuinely mad at @duolingo. I loved learning Italian and picking my own topics. Now the whole learning journey is linear and I hate it. Does anyone have any language learning apps to recommend?

[Mónica @moniao0]

Trying to explain a guy friend how to help keep women safe. I was about to say "if your daughter was in this situation, wouldn't you..." but then stopped and wondered why we need to use men's families as examples to them so they understand to care

[Mónica @moniao0]

#Youtubealgorithm is now actively promoting semi dressed children who oversexualise themselves, as well as actual naked baby butts. Pedophiles must be celebrating.
I did not ask for any of this content in my Shorts. YouTube needs to either fix this or switch it off. #dystopia

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

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[terry christian @terrychristian]

Be interesting to hear

[Mónica @moniao0]

Feeling like a disoriented time traveller from the future as I hold my hand under the automatic soap spender, waiting until I realise it's a manual soap spender

[Mónica @moniao0]

the thing with realising you need a break from everything is that there are no breaks. you just carry on at a slower pace until your energy returns

[Mónica @moniao0]

Been feeling very uncommunicative lately. Hoping all my friends and family know I love them <3

[Mónica @moniao0]

Wondering whether anyone has ever responded to the receptionists question of "have you had any covid symptoms" with an honest "yes"

[Mónica @moniao0]

Hi, this is the national office for statistics, do you have a moment to answer some questions?
Sure!
How relevant do you feel anything you do in life is?
I...
How content are you with your life right now?
Uhm...
How happy were you yesterday?
O.o

[Mónica @moniao0]

Turn your phones to silent, people! Notification can wait until you next look at your phone and the peace you get in return is absolute bliss!

[Mónica @moniao0]

I knew my poker face skills are ace when someone asked whether we have northern lights on the Swiss mountains
Answer: no, we actually don't, Switzerland is actually south of here :)
Thoughts: who da fuq educated this man???

[Mónica @moniao0]

Going to the shop to get a bag of coffee only to realise at home that you picked up a rattling bag of whole beans instead of grounds. How did that happen? Earphones!

[Mónica @moniao0]

Such a sense of community, every morning when the whole country comes together to sit in traffic, together

[Mónica @moniao0]

Where does this country keep finding these people that end up as prime ministers? I could recommend at least 5 people from my office that would do a better job, honestly

[Mónica @moniao0]

@nabravo_ You're perfect <3

[James Cheshire @spatialanalysis]

The scarred landscape of the climate crisis is clear to see from today's extraordinary satellite image.
https://t.co/KJtKnYGOoy