monica

chica from the chi ✨ | ♐️ | she/her

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

The smell of a Mexican grocery store will always calm my nerves and make me feel at peace.

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

Somehow missed posting about year 5!!

Didn’t make it to Year 6 cause hellloooo lay off, but instead I made a fab pot roast. Pip pip cheeriooooo

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

Week one and our CEO already knows me by my first mothafkn name #LFG

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

Year 4 - lol

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

not me sobbing once my dad went to sleep because he is so sad that he had a hip replacement and a hernia in the same year - he literally takes so much pride in taking care of himself that having all of this happen makes him feel so old and shitty. 💔

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

I have reached the age where I am now more interested in watching documentaries.

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

All that context just to share that my little irk is walking into bathroom #2 and seeing someone I know in there because I crave the anonymity of popping privately 😩

Because then I’m obviously going to talk to them and I’m like sorry girly - you’re about to hear me poop.

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

There are two bathrooms in my office:

-The first has two stalls which makes it TINY, AND it’s closest to the desks. As a result there’s an unspoken rule that no dumps shall be taken there.

-The second is bigger and has like 10 stalls, dumps are meant for this bathroom.

[꩜ @laylology]

Straight men should give up being divas for Lent

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

Had a dream I was able to run well again.

Woke up to the foot I rolled twice throbbing 💔

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

One of the biggest pains in my ass of this year is Emilia Perez winning any awards.

(There are worse things, but it’s still the damn worst)

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

imma need yall to stop planning things for march - there’s just tew much going on

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

Rewatching Gossip Girl and why is Vanessa so insufferable??

[Christian @districtlazo]

"you the first girl i've brought here fr"

the Korean BBQ employee:

[lacey ⸆⸉ 🐍 @repusnaketion]

2 minutes without tiktok

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

find my friends is essentially your own marauders map (but with consent).

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

TODAY IM 30 - farewell my twenties!!!

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

some man asked me tn if wearing a ring on my pinky was intentional…like duh? It’s there? What kind of question is that?

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

IN TWO WEEKS ILL BE 30, yet I still mentally feel like I’m 25.

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

played hide and go seek in the dark last night and I stg something touched my foot + it wasn’t one of my friends….

[monica @MonicaaaVee]

the duality of woman

(this lowkey gives off the makeover scene in miss congeniality)