monica

some people call me maurice

[ً @artfuIchaos]

loud and unnecessary noise bothers me so much 😭

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Happy Folger’s incest commercial to all who celebrate

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

It’s important to have ugly time. Time where ur ugly. And just get to sit and be ugly. And when people say “nooo u could never be ugly” shut up. It’s ugly time and that’s not a bad thing. It’s important

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Having breakfast/brunch with your friends is sooo fun. And dare I say having dinner with your friends is so fun. And then you order dessert and that is SO fun. And also having a lunch with friends I need to tell you is fun

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Working for five days and resting for two

[monica @monicacarlson]

@yung_pita one thing more satisfying and it’s crossing things off the to do list like yes there is written record of my olympian level productivity

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

you relax for 5 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm

[monica @monicacarlson]

i am so sick of the word woke

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

The most attractive thing a man can do is be your coworker

[monica @monicacarlson]

@violet_by_hole the starbucks grilled cheese is one of the greatest delicacies i’ve ever had the pleasure of enjoying. the dunkin grilled cheese is from hell.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax

[Khalid El Khatib @kmelkhat]

Weather app: Rain expected for the next 6.5 hours.

Me:

[University at Albany @ualbany]

Alright, who gave their Student Association shirt to Robert Pattinson?

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

tiktok will be like “people you may know” and whip out half ur graduating high school class like woah??? i have contacts turned off and i don’t even have half these people’s numbers anymore holy shit

[monica @monicacarlson]

how come the only app i could get my actual first and last name as the username for is the one that goes down the tubes

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

(Michelle coming home drunk from the club) Obbaaammmmaaaa

[monica @monicacarlson]

went to the renaissance fair today, figured out where hot goth girls spawn from

[monica @monicacarlson]

gotta get down on friday