@drbrainz Flash quiz: you've already worked a full week. One day left, and it happens to be a federal holiday. What will be your hourly pay (expressed as a multiple of your normal hourly pay)?
@drbrainz Very few people can do the advanced calculus required to understand the difference between changing hourly multiples based on different hours worked. #Engineers√πOvertime
ATTENTION ALL PASSENGERS (AND @SuzeOrmanShow): IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!! Yes, presents allowed! But no photographs, and no generic mayo brands. Please respect my privacy as I celebrate this most momentus day with @drbrainz.