Monica Keilsohn

coast to coast • she/her • my vin: @SEMlCHARMED @ilovegoose420

[Monica Keilsohn @monicakeiIs]

For once she's happy with the set list, thanks for finally playing nothing's wrong

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

This is a Crab Riding a Jellyfish

[bby kell @kellykinoki]

I wanna go to the fucking beach with my motherfucking Friends

[‍‍ ‍lu @whimsyfay]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Don’t invite me over if you don’t want to talk about the High of your day the Low of your day and One thing you are looking forward to

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

sometimes i think im healed then something triggers the 2009 Randy Orton in me

[critter @BecomingCritter]

Me acquiring material possessions: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me moving my possessions all at once: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unfortunately i need the salt and pepper holder crab so bad it hurts

[av / mikey ☄️ @andyneiman]

i live in california and i have to get gas soon im so fucking scared

[Khensani 🎀 @Khensi_20]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-3pm work schedule? 🥹

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Instead of “Do Not Disturb” there should be a “DO Disturb” setting for when you’re lonely or bored that alerts all your friends

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

I wana RKO somebody

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

It’s always “You’re Scaring Me” and never “Thank you for adding so much whimsy into my life”

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

And for the lady, perhaps a plastic baseball helmet full of ice cream?

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

Going back to where it all began. 🖤 The Hannah Montana 20th Anniversary Special premieres March 24 on @DisneyPlus. #MileysMemories

[Rod Nez Movies @rodnezmovies]

God is seen revisiting the early drafts of the Bible

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

"you pee a lot" i have no time for opinions from the dehydrated