Monica Electronica

~ *My Toast Always Lands Jelly Side Up!* ~ ::: Follow me on Instagram - @monicakes919 :::

[Cape Hatteras National Seashore @CapeHatterasNPS]

Cape Hatteras National Seashore (Seashore) has confirmed that an unoccupied house at 24265 Ocean Drive, Rodanthe, N.C. collapsed this afternoon. This is the second unoccupied house collapse of the day at the Seashore. Read more: https://t.co/ZPUiklQAWA

[NPR @NPR]

Davyon Johnson, a 6th grader in Oklahoma, is being hailed as a hero after he saved a choking classmate and helped rescue a woman from a house fire in the same day.
https://t.co/yzNb5NKuSa

[Danielle Campoamor @DCampoamor]

May we all be like Anna Faris: so beloved that the entirety of the internet drags our ex for us.

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

I’m not a dime, I’m more of a nickel and five pennies.

[annette 🦋 @aggonzalez03]

can we just reflect on the fact that there are people buying fake vaccination cards so they can travel, but they’re the same people that frown upon undocumented immigrants that get fake documents to work & provide for their families

[Mark Agee @MarkAgee]

It’s possible the CDC saw a bunch of us trying to hoard gasoline in old Burger King cups and just gave up

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Your reminder that since testimony in Derek Chauvin's trial began on March 29, more than ** three people a day ** have died at the hands of law enforcement.

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

I can’t wait til we get through this pandemic simply so I can start going to concerts ALONE again. No offense to my peeps, but I’m not trying to be stuck in a pod with 3-5 other people all night. Leave me alone, I’m just tryna vibe! 👻🎶

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

Truth is a feeling. You don’t need to accept what doesn’t feel right.

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

If they look like they have the potential to break your heart, they probably will.

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

I am a treasure chest of unpopular opinions 🌈✨

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

I am such a better person when I have daily sex, first thing in the morning.

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

It should be illegal to conceive more than 2 children.

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

The issue with being abrosexual is that I don’t know if I’m attracted to you or if I just really really respect & admire you. #LGBTQIA

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

Reason number 724 to love @Spaceship3arth: I always know when a Spaceship Earth song comes on my shuffle because his sound is sooo unique & true to his brand! 👏🎶☯️ 🎸🎉👽🏆🎼

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

No one:

Me: “You’re right, I should get another tattoo”

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

@realDonaldTrump ... You’re Fired!!! 💩

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

Happy Spooky Season from somewhere along the Appalachian Trail ⛰🌲🌧🍂🕷🕸 https://t.co/gIy6dcf3cC

[Monica Electronica @Monicakes919]

Is it weird that I see myself dating someone that I would be embarrassed to bring home to mom? 😟😬👀