Monica McGregor

Assistant at Curiosity Shop in Pittsburgh. Creative writer, painter & makeup artist. Slave to Pomeranians. Obsessed with vampires and other beautiful villains.

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

Dear Pa,

Early this morning as I walked home from the Kombucha Harvest Festival, I was captured by the Coal Rolling MAGA cavalry. Rest easy though father, for not minutes after my capture, I heard the mighty roar of the Dykes on Bikes. #SecondCivilWarLetters

[Steve Dresel @BeautyBizBrain]

My "Shut up" face must look very similar to my "Tell me more" face. I'll have to work on that.

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

🤢🤮 https://t.co/OGbMiPLWXS

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

I don’t think I’m meant to have long term relationships...

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

@JScritchfield I’ll wear a different wig.. just not as exciting

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

I ordered a wig last week for my show tomorrow night.. it is currently sitting in a post office in Houston... goddammmit snow... snow cares nothing about your ideas.. selfish ass snow

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Studying those who succeed in spite of broken childhoods might be more illuminating than studying those who don’t succeed because of them.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters.

They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.

Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.

Girls, man. They’ll take over the world.

[Golden Globes @goldenglobes]

“I want all of the girls watching here now to know, that a new day is on the horizon.” @Oprah accepts the 2018 Cecil B. de Mille award. #GoldenGlobes

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

There’s a lot of white people not speaking to their family right now, because they told certain family members to stop saying racist shit. Keep it up. You’re doing the right thing. #Christmas2017

[Ralph Smart @InfiniteWaters]

50% Namaste, 50% Fuck Outta Here

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

Protect your tissues when playing with Pomeranians. They go for the nips every time. #savages

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

No one cares. Show your tits, make money. No one cares.

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

@Mommi31 🙌🏻

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

Go for a stroll with this #vegan pint cake! (Beware: you'll get a few jealous stares.)

[St. Vincent @st_vincent]

I think I have the unique gift of knowing which girls will have bubbly handwriting.

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

@JScritchfield Very true. I’m trying to focus on manifesting my art.

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

I’ve got to learn to keep shit to myself.

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

Please allow me to post something vulnerable that encourages others to take it personally and lash out... smh

[Monica McGregor @monicalara67]

@BR1lliant1 It’s so good!