Monica Garcia

Trigger happy timey-wimey wibbly-wobbly kid.

[🚬 @008zennie]

Happy Pride! Remember that Sidney Crosby once sent NHL agent and long-time friend Bayne Pettinger, who at that time, had just came out publicly as gay, a personalized, framed Pride Jersey after Bayner mentioned to Crosby how he thought the Pens’ Pride warmup jerseys were so cool

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@laspicytunaroll We can't help it if we were raised to speak in such a way and our only source of good entertainment were Western shit

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

Can't sleep. Sometimes you just want someone to talk to you until you slowly drift off. It isn't necessarily the conversation, but the presence. But I guess I can try that beer

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@laspicytunaroll Nobody can be mad at you, you're a cinnamon roll! But I do understand how that feels. Hugs

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

Sometimes humanity wears me down

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@laspicytunaroll You okay?

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@dylanosaurusrex Endocrinology??

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@mike_d_ok @PenguinsJesus I would disagree with you, but you're probably right 😭

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@DannyShireyPGH Are those shit odds? Yes.

Am I still hopeful? Also yes.

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

You ever pull out a tampon, lay it on a tissue/newspaper or whatever it is you use to hide the shame of womanhood, check out the clots that stuck to the end of it and say "bye children!" before throwing it in the trash? 🤔

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@laspicytunaroll I made it. But not without a last minute scare. Kuya suddenly picked up his pace. He obviously wanted to get the drive over with. We had a near miss with a motorcycle. The other dude didn't notice. I'm safe now though

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

I can feel kuya driver's consciousness slipping with his driving. Swerving slightly, but he knows to stop far from the vehicle in front. This tells me he's been through this before. He stops every 20 seconds. He blinks, trying to will away the sleep. I don't think it's working.

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@laspicytunaroll You know it's bad when I don't remember what I wanted to be

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@laspicytunaroll I haven't been present lately but you can still always come to me. I am your friend and you can talk to me about anything. Huuugs

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@abhithenomad @atwoodotj @sorrykhary I just listened to your Spotify wrapped message and I'm so glad you didn't quit Abhi

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

Beeeeeeep

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

For the first time in Pittsburgh Penguins history, we have a GOALIE GOAL!

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

Cheese po no?
Me: Hindi po, BBQ.

*Serves me cheese* o.O

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

Feeling useless unwanted and stupid really sucks the day out of you sometimes

[Monica Garcia @monicalokka]

@AxlsGranted Umm yes pls Imma get VIP tix