Monica

avid hopscotcher & cat petter

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displaying the rose I caught at the yung gravy concert in a vase until my husband replaces it

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I love when having 7 streaming services actually pays off and I can stream the movie I want to watch for "free" instead of having to give Daddy Bezos more of my soul

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unfortunately have to put my car pooping cat in the car tomorrow

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please nobody tell me I actually do not want to know

[Monica @monicamccaus]

literally what is scrum and why are people mastering it

[Monica @monicamccaus]

whoever named the hot pocket is so right

[Monica @monicamccaus]

rewatching the queens gambit and I can’t stop thinking about how much crazier this show would be if I actually knew how to play chess

[Monica @monicamccaus]

update: the IT guy had to go on my computer at work today and when he went to google, the most recent search was “how to play solitaire”

[Monica @monicamccaus]

does anyone actually know how to play solitaire or all they all just pretending

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being in charge of the summer intern program for my company when I myself was just an intern last summer feels illegal

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maybe don’t call someone your “forever valentine” on insta if it’s a different forever valentine than last year idk

[Monica @monicamccaus]

in that type of mood where the only thing that could possibly cheer me up is for lana del rey to finally release meet me in the pale moonlight

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how it feels to work in HR

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ever since I turned 26 I can actually feel my body deteriorating

[Monica @monicamccaus]

we aren’t even married yet, but getting a king sized bed was the best thing my fiancé and I have ever done for our marriage

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think I accidentally created mustard gas while cleaning my bathroom today so yeah, I guess you could say I’m a woman in STEM

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it’s official: the young and hip interns think I’m cool😎

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I can’t fight it any longer, I’m finally watching sex and the city

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being a girl is posting an engagement announcement on your insta and immediately losing 30 followers