Monica Cohen

Made in Colombia 🇨🇴

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

PSA: If your apology starts off with “I’m sorry you thought” or “I’m sorry you felt” it’s not a sincere apology

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

@WashProbs When you realize you missed Obama at the Tidal Basin

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

@maustermuhle

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

@hashjenni Passports & ID cards. Why do I have to pay for it if YOU are requiring it?

[PoPville @PoPville]

This weather is unacceptable.

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

What do you do when you press play on a movie and it shows a different title?? @PrimeVideo

[NorthEazy @tdeluca80]

🚨 MISSING DOG 🚨
Winnie the puppy ran out our door last night around 6:30 pm near 8th and F st NE (Capitol Hill). She is probably very scared. Please DM me if you spot her. @PoPville

[Allyson Finch 😷 @_allysonfinch]

DC friends, my beloved dog is missing. One of my kids let her out yesterday into a completely fenced in backyard and somehow she is gone. This is Bella Marie. She is 5 years old, last seen at 13th and Ingraham St. NW. If you see a dog matching her description, pls let me know.

[Casey Cohen 🔥 @CaseyCaliente]

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[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

@KimKardashian @skims #skimscart

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

What is the reason @TSA took this away from me?

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

@The7Line Montana 🐾🦴

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

Not the local subway service 😂 @wmata

[B’DAY 20th Anniversary Updates @B7Album]

Beyoncé has pledged to pay $100,000 for the local subway service to run for an additional hour, ensuring the safe return of fans to their homes.

A severe storm hit Washington, DC today causing the show to be delayed.

#RENAISSANCEWorldTour

[Vladimir Guerrero @VladGuerrero27]

What a performance!

Proud of you son ♥️

#HRDerby

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

@WashProbs That I have the right to cross the street at any time

[Tyler Mulvey @Tyler_Mulvey]

don't tell me my order has shipped if all you did was print the shipping label

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

When I didn’t pay for street parking and get back to no ticket on my car

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

Caption this (DC Edition)

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

@DannyDeraney

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

@CaseyCaliente

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

My toxic trait is whenever an artist I like comes out with a new album I make a playlist of their old songs and don’t listen to their new album 🙃

[Monica Cohen @monicamets31]

That’s how you open a F’in Grammy’s!!!!!! #GRAMMYs