ms. p skinny noodle

im so quirky and cool

[ms. p skinny noodle @monicapitlock]

i am unstoppable.

[Delete MY Account @HamHock42]

just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

is this ??? the cuntiest thing thats ever been done by anyone ever ??

[jess @enchantedjess13]

me trying to win in catan except i just keep collecting wheat and nothing else

[g @34rths]

Not only am I a bad texter I am also a terrible conversationalist in person I absolutely have nothing going for me

[erika @yeeeerika]

christmas weezer be like sleigh it ain't so

[dawn @rundry]

It's more important than ever that we all keep saying Yay

[snoopy posters @snoomfies]

I think my Spotify wrapped is broken

[bennett @ImagineAGuy]

Met the coolest guy at the bar

[bethany @thenightbethore]

just found out vienna waits for me

[Breezy 🇮🇪 @Busy_Br33]

I do not “check bus times”. I do not expect delays, i do not follow timetables, i do not look for roadwork, I WALK TO MY STOP. And if there is no bus, I KlLL MYSELF.

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

At least we have Fat Bear Week to look forward to. Remember Chunk? I liked him.

[Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka]

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

[REESE HAVOC ✨ @reesehavocnyc]

When taylor swift and travis kelce get married their names will both be Taylor Lautner 🥹❤️