Monica

Life’s too short. Overshare immediately.

[Monica @monicasaidso]

The only 80s trend I want to take part in
is managing to buy a plot of land in a 10k....!!

[Monica @monicasaidso]

Log tumhari ummeedon pe paani daalenge..
Tum usme doodh aur patti daal ke
Chai bana lena!!

[Monica @monicasaidso]

I reviewed my September budget, and according to my calculations, I can afford to breathe and look at the sun... but not at the same time.

[Monica @monicasaidso]

@fyiamyash Dono ko bachao ap

[Monica @monicasaidso]

The word of the day iS:
KARMALICIOUS
The delicious satisfaction of watching people get exactly what they deserve.

[Monica @monicasaidso]

I just saw that the opposite of
"easy peasy lemon squeezy" is
"stressed depressed demon possessed" and I'm definitely using that from now on

[Monica @monicasaidso]

Controlling my mouth is very easy...
But the subtitles on my face...
That's the problem.

[Monica @monicasaidso]

Aj Ka gyan
( apni taarif khud kariye burai krne kr liye bahut log hain )

[Monica @monicasaidso]

Not everything needs a reaction some things deserve a “hmmmm” and a sip of chai.

[Monica @monicasaidso]

When someone asks, kya chal raha hai?
Me: ghar me tane,
Playlist me gaane,
Aur Baki Bhagwan jane🙂

[Monica @monicasaidso]

I am a traveller, I travel from one problem to another

[Monica @monicasaidso]

@Nithya_Shrii Fact

[Monica @monicasaidso]

Everyday is
Dreamum wakeupum
Critical conditionum

[Monica @monicasaidso]

Kya Bhalai ko pata hai ki ab uska zamana nahi raha???

[Monica @monicasaidso]

@maddiesays3 Lucky

[Monica @monicasaidso]

Does the process know that we are trusting it??

[Monica @monicasaidso]

@nidhiiisharmaaa 😂😂

[Monica @monicasaidso]

I need 8 hours of sleep, zero responsibilities and approximately ₹10 crore.
Not asking for much..
Good night twitter

[Monica @monicasaidso]

Kisi se umeed lagane se accha hai Multani mitti laga lo.
(Face pe glow or dil mein sukoon rahega)