Monica

leave me alone and get off my lawn.

[Monica @monicasjungle]

I know you had tons of fun at Mardi Gras back in '97, but really it's time to take the beads down from your rear view mirror.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Haters are absolutely furious that I’m snug as a bug in a rug

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

People aren’t going hungry because we cannot feed the poor. People are going hungry because we cannot satisfy the rich.

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

[shows her my bedroom]

And this is where the magic happens...

[starts doing that trick where it looks like my thumb is coming apart]

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

People aren’t going hungry because we cannot feed the poor. People are going hungry because we cannot satisfy the rich.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

I hope this tweet finds you well, somewhere between the thousands of ads.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

No idea why AirBnB’s business is suffering. Anyway last time I stayed at one I forgot to separate garbage and recycling and the owner shot me with a bow and arrow

[Monica @monicasjungle]

@CLTex84 @ATRightMovies All great movies!

[Monica @monicasjungle]

@HeatNationCom Yes. Spo is great coach like Izzo and Draymond would thrive under Coach Spo.

[Cooper @Cooperstreaming]

I don't think I'm ever gonna get married.

I don't have a problem with it, but as a woman I just do not see its use value.

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

Sorry I didn't remember your name. I was hoping I'd never see you again.

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

That 4th quarter was special.
🔥 Outscored them 36-25
🔥 11-16 FGM
🔥 9-10 FTM

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Every Sunday is a decision between 10,000 steps and 10,000 calories.

[The Dan Le Batard Show @LeBatardShow]

Denver hadn’t lost at home in the playoffs. Miami hadn’t won in Denver in seven years. The Heat were down 15 at one point. But that last quarter is one of the best, and most important, I’ve ever seen this franchise play. — Dan

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

After he passed, we wanted to honor Uncle Jim’s lifelong passion for recycling. Trust me, this is far less disturbing than the coat hooks at Bill’s house, or that thing in Aunt Janet’s nightstand.

[𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙉𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 @HeatvsHaters]

trailed by 15.

Nuggets haven’t lost a home game this playoffs.

Heat found a way.

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

Blouses. Series tied 1-1.