monica hupe

Keep calm and BOILER UP!

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Colts got screwed.

Thanks @NFLOfficiating

[Willie Beamen’s Burner Account @WillieBBurner]

The refs leaving the field after the Colts vs Browns game: #CLEvsIND

[dara faye @darafaye]

46 men were arrested in Frisco, TX because they were all part of a sex trafficking ring.

A volunteer firefighter, a HS teacher, a youth pastor, a semi-pro hockey player, & a hospital director of operations are some of those arrested.

But ZERO were drag queens.

[macy @macyagilliam]

to mourn the loss of Sexy M&M’s™️, here’s a ranking of most fuckable cartoon brand mascots.

1. Jolly Green Giant (10/10)

[monica hupe @moniee_h]

@mommma_t Angels like you is her best song!!!!

[rico @somethinglovely]

today's vibe

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I believe in science. I also believe 60° in September is colder than 60° in April.

[monica hupe @moniee_h]

@hayamandaa Lmaoooooo

[charlie @chunkbardey]

wish i didn’t love to complain but unfortunately i’m just really good at it. who am i to deny the world my gift

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i made a little presentation

[Lacquerware @lacquerleaks]

Dogshit - Very poor quality
Bullshit - Not true
Horseshit - Nonsense
Apeshit - Rambunctious
Batshit - Insane

This is an excellent feature of English that we should continue building upon.

[Michael Roop @HeeltatsMike]

@MayoIsSpicyy

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

What sort of father would co-sign his son’s gun permit after the kid threatened to kill everyone in his family?

Absolutely outrageous, inexcusable and unfathomable.

[josh ackerman @joshuaackerman]

i have thought about this hacker news comment nearly every day since november ninth twenty seventeen

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

The message this 4/20

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Happy 420. Nobody should be incarcerated for marijuana.

[monica hupe @moniee_h]

You know your team sucks ass when the most exciting thing about your game was the ball getting stuck, so they’ve replayed it 6 times.

[monica hupe @moniee_h]

@szakutansky @hayamandaa Mind your business.