monika

Dallas gal living in Philly, mama to a feisty bebé, working in healthcare marketing. I use Twitter to complain. *hot takes are mine*

[Nina Feldman @ncannellf]

A tale of two cities

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Me: Here’s half my income.

Daycare: Cool. Here’s a new virus every other week.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

LET WOMEN CONTROL THEIR OWN BODIES 🇺🇸

[monika @monikagoldst]

The number of portable fans that I have accumulated this summer is the biggest flex I have in 2022. #philadelphiasummah #itsnottheheatbutthehumidity

[monika @monikagoldst]

@verycraig She’s ready to share opinions that don’t reflect her employer’s views!

[monika @monikagoldst]

Oh. I’m back.

[monika @monikagoldst]

.@thedoublehp and I trying to see who will go viral first. Ok. Challenge accepted.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

That jumps up to 10,000 hours when it rains

[Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health @JohnsHopkinsSPH]

"I did my own research"🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Christopher Columbus never set foot on American soil and if you morons would stop attacking our education system you would know that.

[monika @monikagoldst]

Sorry @officialjgoldst 🤭

[Craig @verycraig]

Having a birthday today must suck

[Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw]

Deep fry the vaccine — problem solved. Next question.

[monika @monikagoldst]

Literally no one asked for this.

[Rudy W. Giuliani @RudyGiuliani]

Good news: I want to connect with YOU on Cameo -- Now taking all Cameo requests! https://t.co/c5I1EUiuts

[monika @monikagoldst]

DISD is the real MVP. Mask 👏🏽 up 👏🏽

[Dallas Morning News @dallasnews]

#Breaking: Dallas schools to require masks in defiance of Gov. Abbott’s order https://t.co/zAV6xLy1ir

[monika @monikagoldst]

@verycraig That was deep

[monika @monikagoldst]

Is everyone aware that you can buy canned bread on Amazon? #shelfstablecarbs

[monika @monikagoldst]

WebMD beach towels and a Doximity beach bag over here 🤚

[media problems @99mediaproblems]

are all your beach towels and sleep shirts branded or are you normal

[monika @monikagoldst]

@verycraig “I have a taste for luxury. And luxury has a taste for me”