milli vanilli

part of the hidden cock society

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

how come americans are all of a sudden so pro trump and pro america when the change of a lake's name comes into discussion lmao like are you forgetting what your country and president has been doing these past few years?? american patriotism is so confusing to me..

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

men love talking about their knee injuries

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

I'm in my semen retention era

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

religion was just an early version of a scared straight program

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

You know how sometimes they use cups to demonstrate how much blood women lose during their period each month? I think the equivalent of that for men is how much they spit during a baseball game #worldseries

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

cable tv has made me more opinionated I fear...even cooking shows get me. like why are you using an airfryer, cook that shit like a man!

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

adults who break their bones please get a job like what are you doing?? wdym you broke your arm??

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Randall Park says Hollywood keeps “taking the wrong lessons” from successful movies.

“For example, ‘BARBIE’ is this massive blockbuster, and the idea is: Make more movies about toys! No. Make more movies by and about women!”

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

I wish there was an equivalent of beer belly for boobs. beer boobs.

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

I think you meant you learned this from the hey im walkin here italians in new york

[Ribz of Tik Tok @ribzoftiktok]

I don't think she learned this in Italy

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

she also got a forklift license??? what can't she do!!

[Bridgit Mendler @bridgitmendler]

$30M Series A announced today – we've been cookin

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

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[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

if he can sleep vape he can sleep murder

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

2025 trend idea: pube mullets! business in the clit, party in the butt

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

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subway service. (2/2)

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

dream job: stock image and video actress

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

I want all men to slice their dicks today and pickle them in a jar

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

@madtummyache you're my new stepmom?

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

I just wanna update y'all and let you know that I did in fact go and get tested for stds and I am, yes you guessed it, negative so yeah

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

don't google symptoms cause I have a sore throat but tell me why I convinced myself I have full on chlamydia yesterday...

[milli vanilli @monikangaroo]

if anyone asks me I'll say nosferatu is a live action of hotel transylvania