Alexandra

[Alexandra @monim0012]

When your dog decides to steal the show.

[Alexandra @monim0012]

In other news I was just informed by my Starbucks app that I have earned gold card status through March of 2017. I think I have a problem

[Alexandra @monim0012]

Patient just asked if I am 18 and a half.

Very specific and very incorrect.

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Wanna hear a joke?

9 attractive women walk into a bar...

...none of them are single.

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Tried to get the pup to run with me. Got outside, he realized how hot it was, & even walking was more like dragging pic.twitter.c...

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Okay okay moving the puppy and getting things done. Swear.

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Sweet apple chicken sausage and asparagus for dinner. 

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Struggling to find the happy caffeine medium for night shift: not crashing my car falling asleep and not being wired when I get to my bed.

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Watching drunk girls prey on guys at the bar is a favorite sober at the bar pastime of mine.

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31 year old patient just came to the er at 4am with the complaint of "sunburn." #gotobed #icant

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J had his proposal to me filmed from 3 different angles. To say our engagement was well documented is an understatement.

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And then this happened. #shocked

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Head cold week 3. Well isn't this a treat.

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I judge guys who drink lime-a-ritas when there is beer available.

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�It's still feminine, but not in a romantic way. It's all about masculine and feminine, and being strong.� Miuccia Prada #diadohomem hahaha

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�Only great minds can afford a simple style.� Stendhal

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"I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men." Marlene Dietrich

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"A woman has the age she deserves." Coco Chanel

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Macro counting has made me more aware of my micros and allowed me to see that I never get enough calcium or iron even with a multivitamin

[Alexandra @monim0012]

as to matters of dress, I would recommend one never to be first in the fashion nor the last out of it - john wesley