MONIQUE

[MONIQUE @Moniquetells]

Y'all I’m screaming.🤣 This girl at the hospital asked her boyfriend for a cigarette after they got done arguing and he said "nah go get ya own cause you're single now." So this old man sitting in the smoking area told her to come sit by him that he'd give her a cigarette🤦🏾‍♀️Well, he waited a good minute then looked at the young boy and said and I quote.... "You gotta learn to treat your woman right son, cause the same God that turned water into wine just made your bih mine."🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

"2027 in 5 months" me who lost track of time since 2019

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

How can you be bored when you’ve got a career to build, a body to perfect and a mind to make smarter. It’s always something to do!!!!!

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

Six Signs a Man is Pretending to Love You;

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[Liza @Li33aaa]

Marry a man who’s scared to hurt you, not only scared to lose you.

Because a man who’s scared to lose you would perhaps still cheat, lie and betray, because in their mind, as long as you don’t know it, they will never lose you.

But the one who’s scared to hurt you won’t do it in the first place, because there’s nothing more they hate than to risk hurting you. Even if you don’t know about it.

[k @ysljennii]

This is crazy even by “black dont crack” standards

[⋆𐙚 ̊. @luvherout]

I really need to start acting finer. Because I don’t act as fine as I could, being as fine as I am.

[ɴ.🫧 @luvblessingz]

When you take PTO and get a reminder of unemployment life:

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

"I care about you"

My damaged ass:

[sugamummy 🏋🏾‍♀️🎀🧚🏾‍♀️ @ceraliza]

Using men for sex >>>

[May🌺 @_ayandamay]

The weirdest part of being a tattooed woman is how many men treat your body like a public referendum.

“I don’t like tattoos on women.”

Okay? This is not a customer satisfaction survey. LMFAO

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

I told my uncle I was getting an IUD.
He didn’t even pause. Just leaned back, shook his head, and launched into it: “You young girls these days are so scared of commitment. Always looking for the easy way out. Back in my day”
I let him finish the whole speech. Every last word. Then I looked him dead in the eye and said,
“I’m not scared of commitment.
I’m scared of people who think they get a vote on what goes in my body.”
The silence that followed was delicious. He blinked once, muttered something about the weather, and changed the subject so fast I almost got whiplash.

[Traceyyy🦋 @tracey09_]

When my man and I were in the unofficial dating stage, I asked him "what are we?"
He said, "I like you. We're PEERS." 👀👀
I didn't skip a beat. "Okay, cool. I'm going out with another PEER this weekend". Next day, I get a text "will you be my girlfriend? I wanna make this official". 😄😆

[☣︎ @BigMo_tion]

Cheatin ass nigga

[☠︎︎ @bizzleecos]

You put the wrong Mike in the Middle

[k @ysljennii]

Off topic but the kpop industry really stole his whole flow 😭😭😭😭

[kat @yslnadi]

like nigga what even ???😂😂😂😂

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Maya Moore recreated Michael Jordan’s ring photo with her 12 championship rings.