Monique Z.

Professional Candy Crush Player, Amateur baker, Full-time crazy dog mom

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@JDP223 @jon_vas Ouch. called out by a bot. How do they know???!!!

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@sweetbillyv @jon_vas Make weightlifting great again!!!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Every day is better with a little laughter 💗

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@McDonough_pemba @jon_vas Looool. Are you @McDonough_pemba?

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@Webhead1661 @jon_vas Make birds great again!

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@BernardKerik And you sir are the reason nobody has faith in police departments anymore.

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@NBCSWhiteSox we can’t listen to the playoffs without Jason and Steve 😰😰😰😰 NOOOO!!!

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@SophRossss did you see Arielle’s mom and dad at the widely criticized Chainsmokers concert in Southampton?

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@SophRossss Why can’t she just sit happily in her mansion(s) without trying to ruin other people’s lives?

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

This is bacon being pan fried in olive oil. My work here is done. #ontothenextone

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@alisoneroman You’ve been missed! ❤️ We are ready for more cookie recipes.

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

But how will I know when @cravings drops it’s next line of subpar Dutch ovens at Target? 😂 #chrissyteigen < #alisonroman

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

no more 🚫❌ Chrissy Teigen 🚫‼️🚫 society has progressed past the need for ‼️🚫‼️ Chrissy Teigen ❌❌❌

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@ro_persiani @chrissyteigen Omg, grow up @chrissyteigen and stop trying to ruin everyone’s lives. Not everything in life can be sugarcoated.

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@SophRossss Anger management/entitlement issues clearly haven’t been addressed yet! I would know though... bc I’ve been blocked by every member of their family (faux chef mom included)

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@SophRossss **Checks script 100 times, but doesn’t actually issue an apology**

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@kjhatweets @lmosurak @jon_vas @DrEricDing @Chuckthefreak

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

@kjhatweets @lmosurak @jon_vas @DrEricDing @Chuckthefreak BROS... let’s all chillax under a rainbow!

[Monique Z. @MoniqueZeeDee]

It's all fun and games now, just wait until the enamel starts chipping on everyone's $40 @cravings dutch ovens.