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“the lion doesn’t care what the sheep are doing 😂” - Lisa Vanderpump

[m @monis411]

Omg this song is iconic

[Nick Pedro @punkwait]

Only people with stable lives deserve munchkins

[Nick Pedro @punkwait]

If ur mans tryna flex on me just make sure he knows I pull up with that 8ft iPhone charger

[Nick Pedro @punkwait]

5 retweets and I'll vape in the Gucci store

[Adam @_dams0n]

Love posting music on my fuck ass instagram story

[m @monis411]

Jarred sauce is kinda shameful tbh even tho I love raos. I have become fully averse of the kitchen and just like shot out jarred sauce sometimes it’ll save u

[m @monis411]

I went from my depression food from being chicken pot pies for years and then I grew sick of them so I went full pasta and raos sauce mode

[m @monis411]

14 hour computer days for many many months are long behind me. I’m clocking out of the computer factory and I’m clocking in to the chicken parm factory

[m @monis411]

My life has been fully sustained by a moderate amount of raos this year and I honestly have a slight emergence of an ab and idk if it was worth it yall the computer poisoning rlly did a number on me my body feels frail and tbh my ass is mid now too

[m @monis411]

So many curtain closing ceremonies this year smh but I do feel a new moon rising

[m @monis411]

All the bitches I used to be pissed off about really prepared me for THIS BITCH that I’m currently pissed off about

[m @monis411]

Wait I’m vindicated they are coming out w one

[m @monis411]

I need a mama cass / mamas and papas documentary stat….. idgaf ab Luigi Mangione dickhard 4 the unabombers manifesto… gimme the fucking origin of the rumor that mama cass died by choking on a ham sandwich… tell me ab the incest…. Like wtf what an untapped opportunity

[m @monis411]

Sigh I miss this era of my life

[m @monis411]

I love dating a man that knows exactly who I’m talking about when I name drop a random tiktok persona

[m @monis411]

I do… it’s true… I’m constantly seeking more info

[m @monis411]

Just realized I spent most of my twenties playing duck duck goose but it was really more like duck goose goose

[SGLD @sgld]

Amanda Batula? The graphic designer for the hard seltzer company Loverboy?

[m @monis411]

Bro… not the camo eggs at Walmart

[m @monis411]

@liv__lev Hell ya

[m @monis411]

@liv__lev I’m so glad it’s him and not a tattoo of Cameron winter

[m @monis411]

I’m back on twitter partly due to boredom partly due to abject misery / anhedonia

[m @monis411]

@PepperidgeFarm @sam_rzany These were ur best cookie and I made shake shack bring back their crinkle cut fries so u gotta ‘nother thing coming for u buster if u think im gonna let this slide @PepperidgeFarm