Monish Syed

Currently @Meta superintelligence labs. @Uber alumni. Love 💻 🚴 🏊‍♀️ .

[Monish Syed @monish86]

@airindiain Pathetic treatment with a family of 6 including a wheelchair patient. We had a negative -ve PCR test within 72hrs of departure but we were offloaded in the middle of the flight with a couple of bizzare reasons

[Alexandr Wang @alexandr_wang]

As we develop more capable models at the frontier, MSL is committed to safety and preparedness for AI.

To demonstrate this commitment, we will be publishing preparedness reports for our models, in line with our new Advanced AI Scaling Framework.

See our Muse Spark report below:

[Monish Syed @monish86]

Many months of sweat → Muse Spark, our new frontier model, is live on Meta AI app!

So pumped to have been part of the team that made this happen 🚀

[Alexandr Wang @alexandr_wang]

1/ today we're releasing muse spark, the first model from MSL. nine months ago we rebuilt our ai stack from scratch. new infrastructure, new architecture, new data pipelines. muse spark is the result of that work, and now it powers meta ai. 🧵

[Cheng Lou @_chenglou]

It finally happened. I've got a giant merge conflict and both sides were vibe coded and I don't recognize either. Now I'm vibe merging the conflicts too

[Monish Syed @monish86]

@stefnox Can I get one please? I am in canada

[Monish Syed @monish86]

@Evinst3in ✋

[Monish Syed @monish86]

@shirishgone share your position in $BABA? lol

[Monish Syed @monish86]

@shirishgone Desi Naval lol

[the Rich @Duderichy]

jr engineer: "oh no I broke prod I'm going to be fired!"

sr engineer: "see everytime I do this it breaks prod... see, broken, not broken, broken... not broken... broken..."

[Councillor Adil Khalqi @AdilKhalqi]

It was a pleasure meeting you and your family today, Monish.

Welcome to Canada, and thank you for choosing Milton as the community to raise your family! 🇨🇦🏡

[Monish Syed @monish86]

@shirishgone Power includes diplomatic influence. Something they will have to work very very hard on.

[NETAFLIX @NetaFlixIndia]

यूटर्न सिमरन😂

[Monish Syed @monish86]

@rajeshsawhney Nayab handi

[Brenan Keller @brenankeller]

A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

[MG 🇮🇳 @mgnayak5]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😂😂😂

[Arun Bothra 🇮🇳 @arunbothra]

A foreigner has shared his experience as a tourist in India.

Worth a read and comment.

[Monish Syed @monish86]

Gemini 🤩

[gaut @0xgaut]

Google is SO back

[Monish Syed @monish86]

@nikhilkamathcio For the real estate to crash, the labour and material cost also has to also crash which is all time high atm

[Monish Syed @monish86]

Anyone in my network know someone working for @tiktok?

[“paula” @paularambles]

british iOS devs be like innit()

[Srinivas BV @srinivasiyc]

मामा जी ने फोटोशूट कराने के लिए
Dummy आदमी के पैर धो दिए क्या??