saint monica

combination of a mean angel and a kind devil

[saint monica @monishomi]

i was never fake i was just too good to be true

[saint monica @monishomi]

1 am in gaithersburg

[saint monica @monishomi]

it starts with never having to take your jewelry off... ✨

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[saint monica @monishomi]

We taking pics (of the Niku Beauty babes) like … !

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[saint monica @monishomi]

Helping my friends feel their best doesn't stop when I leave the studio. 💕✨

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[saint monica @monishomi]

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[saint monica @monishomi]

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[saint monica @monishomi]

being an entrepreneur feels a lot like being unemployed sometimes because there’s always time to dilly dally

[saint monica @monishomi]

moving in with a man immediately after you start dating him is one of the telltale signs of mental illness

[The Husky @Mr_Husky1]

A dog failed his service dog exam, and was later seen at a train station carrying the reason why.

People at the station couldn’t stop staring when the dog walked onto the train with a stuffed elephant held proudly in his mouth.

At first, everyone thought it was part of his training.
But his owner started laughing and explained the truth.

The dog had been training to become a service dog, but during one of his final tests, he kept getting distracted by an elephant plushie nearby. Instead of staying focused, he tried to steal it like it was the only thing in the room that mattered.

That was the moment he failed.

But his owner said he couldn’t be mad. The dog had tried his best, and even if he wasn’t meant to be a service dog, he was still loyal, gentle, and full of love.

So before they left, he bought him the elephant toy.

That night, the dog didn’t pass the exam, but he still went home with the person who chose him anyway.

[saint monica @monishomi]

it’s 2026 can we all just admit that no one wants to sit through graduation speeches

[saint monica @monishomi]

we got ARAB DRAKE !!!?!!!?!??!!

[saint monica @monishomi]

now why the hell is everyone awake right now (including me)

[saint monica @monishomi]

someone invite me to their baby shower so i can wear my burberry shirt

[saint monica @monishomi]

y’all lied about these TSA wait times. The longest line at the airport is for the Starbucks.

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

These girls are in their soft girl era while I’m over here acting like Kanye off his meds

[saint monica @monishomi]

y’all are sick for selling out the entire Lululemon buttercream collection restock in 24 hours I’ve been waiting two fucking years for this

[` @lisaawrites]

when sylvia plath wrote ‘please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. there are times when i will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand’ I felt that

[saint monica @monishomi]

if you ever see me and my hair looks fucked up just know its because i did it myself

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

I need you a little f*cked up bout me.
Not toxic. Not crazy. Just...you think about me when it's quiet. You smile at your phone when my name pop up. You feel it when I pull away. I want you a little addicted to my presence. A little thrown off when I'm not around. A little too aware that I'm different.

Not desperate. Not possessive.

Just... affected

[Mr PitBull Stories @MrPitbull07]

“He doesn’t know how to be a dog.” We adopted Simon as a “project.”

He was a bait dog. Used for fighting practice. His teeth were filed down. His ears were gone.

For the first month, he didn’t walk. He crawled. If you lifted your hand to scratch your nose, he would flatten himself against the floor and wet himself.

We bought him toys. He hid from them. We gave him a bed. He slept on the hard floor beside it. We thought the damage was too deep. That we could offer him safety but not joy.

Then came the thunderstorms.

My five year old daughter is terrified of thunder. When it started, she began crying in her room. I ran to her but Simon reached her first.

The dog who was afraid of his own shadow. The dog who flinched at a falling leaf. He jumped onto her bed. Curled his scarred, broken body around my little girl.

He let out a long, steady sigh and rested his heavy head on her chest. He wasn’t shaking anymore. Because she was. He knew what fear felt like. And he decided she wouldn’t feel it alone.

Simon didn’t know how to play fetch. He didn’t know how to walk on a leash. But he knew exactly how to be a dog. He just needed someone worth being brave for. 🐾💛

Credit: Victoria Grace