shawn

lucid1337. | Sneakers used to be a thing, now i just look at candlesticks. My tweets/RTs/likes don't mean anything

[shawn @monitorbypass]

leave a comment if we've done business before , cheers

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

You didn’t lie to her, she just didn’t ask enough questions

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

women wiII never understand

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i suck at comforting people, they be like “i wanna die” and i say “mood”

[shawn @monitorbypass]

still my favourite couple to this date

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

"just be yourself" bro i don't even know who i am fr

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

shy girls be the freakiest

[cordell @cordelll]

Twitter would be 10x better if it had a "save video" option

[toxic king @toxicking]

Nut in a pretty girl NOTHING
happens. Nut in a ugly girl BOOM baby raccoons

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

I LISTENED TO HER HOE STORIES

[kira* @kiracantmizz]

shaving your baIIs is highkey an olympic sport

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

launched

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

do not expect a "bIess you" after that 3rd sneeze, get yo shit together

[shawn @monitorbypass]

half of yall

[RUSS @russdiemon]

fine line between delusion and denial…delusion is healthy until it becomes denial

[toxic king @toxicking]

Please stop announcing you're free for Valentine’s Day. We've seen it, and we don't want you

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

boys watching the super bowl for football, MEN watching it for Rihanna

[Jhonny ⚹٭ @JhonnyWhite69]

"why would i lie" is my best lie

[shawn @monitorbypass]

@DhanWaffles wheres my invitation ?

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

I posted “missing her…” now all 23 of them feeling special