Monica

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Hey, can I cash you outside for a second? #TheBachelor

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Incubus is divorced dad rock for women

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@PurpleRainbowss The give away was when he signed the prenup and said he hoped they wouldn’t have to use it and she smiled and said “we won’t.” 😂

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@DreamJre @KreoleBelle $150x52 weeks=$7,800a year
$7800/12 months= $650/month

He’s arguing over $19 a month or $228 a year. Court fees are probably gonna be more than that.

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@Jordy_vD_ @anumness In third grade kids can’t grasp concepts like “undefined” it’s taught as 0, then as they progress in their ability to solve equations and other mathematical concepts, that’s when “undefined” is taught.

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@JennaWilliamsUT @realgirl_fieri In my area Montessori preschools are cheaper than daycare/regular preschool.

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What sneakers is Shai Gilgeous-Alexander wearing? #okc #nba #lakers

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@msparkles1234 @sarahradz_ People that say that have never done anything they’re proud of, besides have a baby. You went into the hospital with a baby in your belly and when you left the baby was out of your belly. That is birth, you delivered a baby.

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@alittleleader I know a teacher that showed her elementary class the music video of the song about her and she ended up with an entire class sobbing.

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@realgirl_fieri Isn’t Christmas supposed to be loud an chaotic? There’s new toys and gifts, lots of sugary treats, drinks are going, and people that aren’t always together are coming together. It’s not supposed to be quiet and elegant. That was the premise of the grinch. He hated the noise.

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@emilykmay This happened to my kids in n the bathroom when they were brushing their teeth. I told them to get in the shower and I hit the door open with a sledgehammer. You hit the space between the frame and the lock.

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@HyruleSaviorJay @BarryOnHere There’s nothing funny about the physical 40s buddy

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@yozeiss You’re all wrong. He’s Avon Barksdale and I will not take any other answer.

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#ElectionResults2020

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Facts

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@Kat_Kasanova

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@mom_ontherocks @Beagz @ap91ril 😂

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@AceNat @ClaudineAsaur You watch 90 day!!! Can you believe Lana exists!!! Im still in shock!

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@jasmynsback Such a cute belly!

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@AceNat I’d be down! Lol