Texting with my seester about the quinceaΓ±os.
Me: Some guy mentioned he stopped eating burgers for Taylor Swift's wedding. I couldn't even do it for my niece's quinceΓ±era ποΏ½οΏ½οΏ½π
Changing my side marker bulbs on my vehicle.
Dad: if it's giving you a hard time, just put some tape on it.
Me: My nail glue will hold it a lot better.
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There's a bird nest in his balcony.
Him: I already spoke to her. Told her she can stay until babies are born but they all gotta go afterwards.
*tells me in a baby voice
π
I went to say happy birthday to my mom before leaving for work. She tells me about her plans for the day.
As I'm walking out...
Mom: Your sister is going to have her nephew today *my exes son
Me: Awww π₯Ή
Go spend time with your could've been grandson π€£
Me: The emergency door's latch seems to be broken, the door is wide open.
Engineer: Have you tried closing it?
Me: I'm not strong enough. The latch won't go past that thingy that holds it.
70 year old coworker walks over and closes it ππ
Trying to figure out why I'm so hungry this morning.
I found my torta uneaten on the counter. My can of Sprite frozen in the freezer.
Then I remember, oh yea I ate that edible and knocked the fuck out π€£
Freight train is at a complete stop. Over the years I have convinced myself that the conductor gets off to have lunch.
And here we waitπππππ...ππ€ while he eats, laughs and scrolls thru his phone.
*it's only been 15mins π
@madisontayt_ Visiting PR I once told a man at a bar, "Yo soy bien cabrona" but in Mexican (like bad-ass). π€£ He politely told me not to say that again while visiting PR π
Family snapchats could be ignored for hours at a time. Except when my mother responds. Then everyone and they momma's be replying back ππ€£
#maslesvale#cabrones
My flight leaves Saturday at 6am.
Have I packed yet? No
Have I tried on the clothes I bought? No
Do I have a dress for the wedding? Also, no.
Procrastination at its finest! π
Telling my dad I'm picking up cheese steaks for dinner.
My mom half asleep: Who are you buying cheesecakes for?
Me: SeΓ±ora, what's with all the questions? You were just snoring your ass off π€£
#parentingparents