‼️monkees update: in honor of pride month, micky has been kicked out of the pad for being the only straight monkee. he will be allowed to return july 1st.
monkees fact: the monkees originally didn't intend to be a band, but one day they all found various instruments being thrown out and decided to take them home. much like everything else they own, their musical career is thanks to someone else's trash they took in.
‼️monkees update: peter has implicated his bandmate michael in a homosexual relationship:
“we used to touch each other and stuff.”
what do you think of this?