Ali

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[Ali @monkehmasterr]

*chuckles* Yes, yes, Willem Dafoe handjob from the Antichrist indeed.

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

please enrol

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

proud to announce I'm founding Thanks University or as I like ot call it Thanks U or as I also like to call it Thank you

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

@groomedhorse which one are you

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

Hell beckons me every morning

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

in a desperate attempt to farm some mysterious aura, twice I had sent the obscure anime clip gif on Discord, and twice I was met with crushing silence.

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

what if a guy witha big gun shot me from 500m away and killed me #girged

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

they say he has "unfathomable levels" of swag

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

mlg 420 blaze it

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

I only became self aware like 37 days ago. I'm not even sure I did

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

when that FLOOD hits 28 minutes and 16 seconds in...

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

I hit my intellectual dead end at 9 or 10 years old

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

going to start screen capturing the time when it's like 12:34pm or some shit and save it in a folder called "awesome"

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

when your phone corrects good night to hood night
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[Ali @monkehmasterr]

yeah this shit sucked

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

Proposal: PMS and PYS (poop myself and poopyourself)
Example usage:
- I missed my ult I need to pms
- You are racist you need to pys

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

when I put these on I secretly hope someone sees the song titles and thinks wwow this guy is listening to some Epic Fucking Shit

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

wearereasonablepeople

[Ali @monkehmasterr]

song title with sentimental value