Blake Hansen

Actin’ a fool | Imperfect dad | MDT Agency Inc. | Seeking L.A. Management

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

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[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

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[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@robinreiser An angel fart comes from a-hole-y place.

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

#eggsitter putting chickens out of business.

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@comcast after my breakup call I thought I’d gotten the last word in and the poor communication was over but your recent letter along with the money you owed me really punctuates our troubled relationship.

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

This place is a total dump!

[Khary Penebaker @kharyp]

There is so much beauty in the world

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@jasonzada hail Satan

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@jasonzada of all the scary shit I saw as a kid THIS, of all things, was what haunted me when the lights went out at night. No joke. 🤣

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@HCheadle Canada is a long way from Mexico.

[Xfinity @Xfinity]

Relive the horror of #ProjectDeadZone, the first live interactive paranormal thriller, brought to you by @Xfinity xFi Pods.

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@TimImmordino I saw this too. The headline scared me. By the end of the article I was ready for my implant 🤣

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

Sound on for Miles' "really Dad?" at the end.

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@jasonzada @gmail ...Yes! Also entertaining are the "Smart Replies" which range in accuracy and occasionally are completely inappropriate. E.g.: https://t.co/qYrkKsOYnb

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@gabegundacker You should see them waiting for Lyft.

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

@jasonzada This!

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

I just registered to save a life with @BeTheMatch. You can too! https://t.co/9jIbDQOHzG #BeTheMatch

[Blake Hansen @monkelonious]

TOO COOL! Go Jane, Sam, & Cris! @BPCMakerClub @BPCK8 #NationOfMakers!