Recovering Cynic

It’s hard to keep an open heart and this place is the ultimate challenge for that.

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@3YearLetterman @rickastley @Whitesnake @CoachJPruitt @ChuckGrassley @SenFeinstein @AdamSandler @NYCMayor @littlecaesars @CoachJim4UM @Nickelback I mean, the problem with this “parody” account is that how much of a parody can it be when you could plausibly find tens, if not hundreds of thousands of people or more, in this country who would think all this is true.

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@RightWingWatch My God, the sheer volume of sociopathy in this country seems to grow by the day.

That someone can voice the opinion that a person who murdered 12 million human beings was “really fucking cool” & receive praise & support from their massive following of fans is frightening.

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@NBAlik_Metalik @RightWingWatch You know, you’re leaving out a small detail:

MLK DIDN’T MURDER 12,000,000 PEOPLE. NEITHER DID GEORGE WASHINGTON

If you think Hitler was “cool”, you are a straight up sociopath. End of story.

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@SufiMindtricks @acweyand @Delta That has to be one of the least genuine smiles I’ve ever seen.

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@washingtonpost “Alcohol use disorder”? What in the chicken fried fuck is that? It’s called alcoholism. Or being an alcoholic. Does EVERYTHING nowadays have to be relabeled in the most absurd ways to avoid the slightest possibility that someone’s delicate sensibilities may be offended?

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@JacksonLahmeyer Next level stupid.

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@blancadiega5 @TimRunsHisMouth @bone00afide I just swam in a swimming pool filled with COVID!!!

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@moosejaa @jakeshieldsajj @bone00afide Right, I want my doctor to be a 2nd Amendment zealot in case I need him to shoot me during my procedure and I want to make sure he doesn’t use pronouns, in case one of the pronouns infects my body during an operation.

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@senderowiczj @CrankyFed Every day he is allowed to remain in the House of Representatives, he does irreparable damage to the society.

It sends the message, particularly to kids, that you can be a scumbag and be rewarded for it.

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@pointsnfigures1 @fasc1nate

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@patriottakes These folks are either delusional or they’re gaslighting us. Or both.

We have examples of Democrats who’ve resigned over much, much less.

They know this. They’re just gaslighting to build their brand.

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@Reece_Evans17 @codeineclipz @DailyLoud Right, the human race experienced no problems before 1796.

Also, please bring back smallpox, the bubonic plague, and polio. I miss the havoc, misery, pain, and suffering those pathogens caused humanity for millennia. 🙄

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@oldtrafford__ @DailyLoud Yes, you speak for everyone.

Thanks for letting all 8 billion of us know who speaks for all of us at all times on every issue. What a relief!

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@Freaky_Goddess_ @Izzyiz111 @DailyLoud This is definitely the dumbest thing I’ve read on Twitter today. Congrats.

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@OldAlexinTucky @OrwellNGoode Totally, people be doin’ dis like cray-cray yo just las’ week I dun had sevril friends dump dey mama’s ashes in de river!! Totally cool and not problematic at all!

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@BenMank77 Only if you tell us first what color George Washington’s white horse was.

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@youlovevally @DailyLoud Yeah, who among us can’t relate to that hidden desire to decapitate your newlywed spouse? 🙄

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@AlanBryan7 @NantucketBhoy @GOPChairwoman Apologies for my snarky comment about “educating yourself”. That’s uncalled for and it doesn’t help anything. I get caught in the stupidity of all this sometimes and forget that we’re all human beings here.

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@AlanBryan7 @NantucketBhoy @GOPChairwoman It’s a nice & rare moment in our society where two people who are probably on very different sides of the political spectrum can still agree on anything. At least we can agree that we’d like to live in a place where everybody gets the same treatment. That’s a good place to start.

[Recovering Cynic @monkey111672]

@AlanBryan7 @NantucketBhoy @GOPChairwoman We are in agreement.