monkey fan

22 he/him

[nia @Igbt127]

jude bellingham is just too excellent and i’m not just saying this because i desire him carnally

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

America’s greatest accomplishments at 250:
1. Jazz
2. Barbecue
3. Baseball
4. Turning right on red
5. Patti Smith
6. Constitutional Democracy (discontinued)
7. Spielberg’s 70s through 90s run
8. Seinfeld (the show, not the guy)
9. The National Parks System
10. Coca-Cola

[LeBron James @KingJames]

LFG!!!!!! THE 🤫 HAS 🛬 at the World Cup! Helluva goal there Young 🤴🏾! 🫡. GO 🇺🇸

[transgender obama @sensitivyungFTM]

There’s something so intimate about slowly going insane with your coworkers during a Fuck You Nigga Die shift

[monkey fan @monkey__lol]

@mean_gene_real Lmao

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

What is peter teal email??

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

They in da car eatin BALLS OF BUTTER

[⭑ QUADA ™ @9QUADA]

Niggas love dat deadlock boy im telling you!

[monkey fan @monkey__lol]

@TwasBrillig1 GRRM just wanted to call Arya “worm breath”

[monkey fan @monkey__lol]

@jeremyb___ He was a little slimeball in the wire too lol

[calel @calelss]

beaker: meep meep meep

awkwafina: what is u talmbout

[monkey fan @monkey__lol]

https://t.co/5ghvEE6heA

[Bojler @Bojlero1]

Quick visualization

[Masoud Pezeshkian @drpezeshkian]

To the people of the United States of America