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all my cancelable thoughts

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this actually just gonna be my most unfiltered thoughts. 🎱

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i actually hate new york mcdonalds. how the FUCK does the biggest city in the world not have spicy mcchickens

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mid workday clash royale has been replaced with brain rotting on hinge. somehow this is worse

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just need a girl to want me as much as i want to draft kyle pitts

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the last stroke makes you nut. this doesn't mean the first stroke was useless. success is a result of continuous effort

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trying to impress liberal girls by telling them i “redistribute wealth to indigenous communities” (i just lose at casino every weekend)

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feeling like phunsukh wangdu today

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hot dog got too close to the fire, call it glizzarus

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@hoe_pillsbury stop hating and embrace it

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tell me i won’t

[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

do u think lumon would let the muslim innies know that it’s ramadan

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got rejected from a job, miss my ex, and my favorite shoes just broke. can’t catch a fucking break

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nvm chiefs mid

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i have the nfl script in my hand right now

> mahomes overcomes 24-0 deficit to rival brady’s 28-3 comeback
> chiefs push the game to OT and win
> travis kelce proposes to taylor swift
> taylor swift announces pregnancy in a couple months
> birth rates in the USA go up

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i have the nfl script in my hand right now

> mahomes overcomes 24-0 deficit to rival brady’s 28-3 comeback
> chiefs push the game to OT and win
> travis kelce proposes to taylor swift
> taylor swift announces pregnancy in a couple months
> birth rates in the USA go up

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Rep orders are absolutely cooked 😔

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: US Postal Service says it is not accepting packages from China and Hong Kong

[rory @rorydirt]

such is life

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imagine if @MrBeast let random viewers choose items to send the players in Beast Games, like sponsors in the hunger games

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spent as much on the doordash as i did on the uber #executemenow

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you think she’ll be impressed with my 3572cp near 4 star gyrados in pokémon go

[Grimoire @Grimoire43]

This is so deep. You’re free but in a world that doesn’t exist for you. Gonna need some alone time to reflect. Wow