DancingMonkey

I love cats and other cute animals.
I love flowers, gardens and beautiful landscapes.

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@NicciDeschanel Thank you very much.😽
Have a great evening, too.🙏

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

I got a really delicious dinner, which I quickly devoured. Then I asked for a little more. And a little more.
I must say that the introduction of the internationally recognized cat unit of measurement known as “a little more” is meeting with serious resistance in our house.🐈‍⬛

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@MarshaM38909026 Thank you, Marsha.😽
Have a pleasant evening.🙏

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

My owner claims to love animals. She adores them, no matter what kind. Since I’m kind, I brought her a little mouse that she can cuddle instead of me when I don’t want her to enter my aura. But as soon as I set it down on the rug, her boundless love for animals suddenly vanished.

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@Sunlight10201 Happy birthday.🎂🥂💐🎈🎉
I wish you live happily, in good health and surrounded by love, for a very long time.😽

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

Another day where I am forced to confront my own perfection. Not everyone gets to share a roof with an autumn-colored beauty. So I told my owner that since she wouldn't find any autumn decorations prettier than me, she should spend the money set aside for them on treats instead.

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

I was resting here when suddenly a fly flew past me, which of course I had to catch. The execution of the jump was flawless, the hunt was successful. The unfortunate rearrangement of the houseplants was not intentional. My owner still wanted to put the full responsibility on me.

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

At 3:19 am, I sang my own composition "MEOOOW".
My owner shouted at me. She didn’t criticize the performance’s quality but she revealed her own unpreparedness. She isn't yet culturally mature enough to accept this work of high-art value, typically performed between 2 and 5 am.🐈‍⬛

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@jardin_magique Thank you. 😽❤️

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

At dinnertime, my owner turned on the TV because she had to watch something. As if she had nothing else to do. As if she had no obligation. As if there wasn’t a hungry cat here. So, I think she’s deliberately starving me. I even had to beg for my second breakfast this morning.🐈

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@miratweeta Have a nice evening and a wonderful weekend, Mira.😽

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@thikalbrad I think she doesn't want to give it to me because she wants to sleep peacefully until late in the morning.
Given my pleading look, I reckon the most I’ll get is a reward treat.😾

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

My owner brought a gift and said: if I’m good, I’ll get it in the morning. By then I might be dying of curiosity. Do you have any ideas on how I can get it tonight so that she still thinks I’m a good cat?
I don’t consider the advice “be good and wait until morning” a solution.🐈‍⬛

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@HelllLau Not a bad suggestion, but it’s our neighbor who has a dog. But, let her solve the mystery of how the dog got here.😹

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@NicciDeschanel Thank you very much.😽
Have a lovely evening and a peaceful night.🙏

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

My owner hit her rib so she lay down. I started meowing on a healing frequency but I remembered that doctors recommend exercise for many things. I went to the kitchen to make a mess. With a huge sigh she got up and walked towards me. I couldn’t believe the therapy worked so fast.

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

My owner can’t see well. If she could see properly, she’d notice when my bowl is empty and also when I’ve been staring at her for at least three minutes which obviously means I want something. So, I concluded that her glasses were not working properly. I’ll try to fix them.👓🐈‍⬛

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@ChosenConqueror Thank you.😽

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

I stared at the long-unseen rain until dawn and got very hungry. I let my owner know, who didn’t jump out of bed right away. While I was waiting, I realized that patience is truly a beautiful virtue, but it has one tiny flaw. While you’re practicing it, you might starve to death.

[DancingMonkey @monkey_dancing]

@miratweeta My weekend didn't go as I had planned.🙁
I ate a sour cherry cake containing cinnamon, which I am allergic to. I spent two days sneezing and wiping my nose.🤧