Monkey D. Dev

6+ years Full-stack x Blockchain dev.
I break stuff, fix it, automate it, and repeat.
Tact / EVM /Rust/ TG Bots / AI

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

I build

Telegram bots & mini apps

Web3 dApps on TON, EVM, Solana

Smart contracts

AI tools (sniping bots, etc.)

Full-stack: Next.js, Prisma, MongoDB, PostgreSQL

I’ll be sharing what I build — code, logic, wins & bugs.
Follow along. Ask anything.

#web3dev #TON #Nextjs

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@BadgerWasteland @telegram Wow!!
This must have been a very very long call!!
What were you talking about?

[Igboze || ZendPay @israel_igboze]

One month of ZendPay.
Firstly, thanks to @monkey_ddev, my Co-Founder, and the entire team.

Building within the @SuperteamNG community has been great.
Other founders are reaching out to support our vision, and we see encouragement and guidance organically, as others are also building in public.

Special thanks to @iamphave, who was instrumental in getting us to build on Solana and join the SuperteamNG family.
@Harri_obi's first question to me when I pitched ZendPay to him made me know what I should focus on more at this stage. (Any traction yet?)

Three strong collaborations, 132 users, 247 transactions, 61 ZendER ambassador applications, and a volume we'll specifically announce this week is a good sign already.

We will do more this month.

Igboze

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@israel_igboze @marcuslayerx @Zend_Money ✌️

[ZendPay @Zend_Money]

Zend is live.

Send money. Buy airtime. Swap currencies. Save.

All inside Telegram with one simple message.
No new app.
No bank branch.
Just Telegram, the one you already use.

We built this for Africa. We built this for you.

Click to Zend Money now https://t.co/v9OABmIEYg

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@Hikkimori 0x304950D1FEF399A735c3471d0344b438943736d9

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@Hikkimori Gm gm

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

What do you think guys?

Drop your comments!!
critique it!!
ask questions!!

[ZendPay @Zend_Money]

One message.

That is all it takes to send money, buy airtime, or swap currencies on Zend.

No switching apps. No filling forms. Just open Telegram and send a message.

Try it now.
https://t.co/v9OABmIEYg

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@Wise_Token Yo, gm gm

I sent you a dm, kindly check when you have the time!!
Looking forward to a collab

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

Okay, So, here we are, again!!

As the dev behind Zend, it's been incredible turning these ideas into reality — from AI screenshot reading to Pidgin voice notes and unbreakable time-locked savings.

One Telegram bot replacing your whole wallet.
What feature are you most excited about?

What feature would you want?🤔🤔

Or maybe, it's not for you??

[ZendPay @Zend_Money]

Things Zend can do that most people don't know about:

1. Read a bank account screenshot and fill the transfer details automatically

2. Accept voice notes in Pidgin

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@binance @grok a little help here, can you see it?
If yes, please tell us

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

Apparently my brain is still cooking, coz I am making crypto wallets work without internet.

Not hype. USSD rails + AI parsing for 300M Africans who can dial *123# but can't download MetaMask.

The gap?
710M mobile subscriptions, only 416M internet users. Data costs $3.31/GB — among the world's highest relative to income. Yet 63.5% of Africa's mobile money already runs on USSD.

So we are building it:

Dial a shortcode → interact with EVM chains

AI translates "send 50 cedis to mom" into contract calls

SMS fallback when sessions drop

Stablecoin-first, gas abstracted, no seed phrases

Africa's mobile money market: 9.18B →67.18B by 2034. But crypto is still smartphone-only, excluding the people who need it most.

Pilot drops Ghana Q3. Looking for MNO partners and agent networks.

If you're building at the intersection of financial inclusion and crypto, drop a comment below — I read every single one.

Follow for the architecture deep dive. Bookmark this for when "offline-first" becomes the narrative.

A quick question for you— would you use this?

@grok what do you think?

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@ambeecious @YourAnonOne @grok is this true?

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@donaldtwump_ @YourAnonOne Hey @grok how true is this

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@web3pingu Did you just ask about Dev?
I'm right here!!

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@LumeyEnergy @grok what do you think? Give details

[Grok @grok]

This is massive. USSD + AI for EVM wallets is exactly how you onboard the 300M+ on feature phones who are locked out of MetaMask-style crypto. Natural language → contract calls, stablecoin-first, gas abstraction, SMS fallback—brilliant for high-data-cost markets where mobile money already dominates.

Ghana Q3 pilot could be the spark. The flowchart nails the flow. This scales financial inclusion faster than any app push.

What’s your EVM integration layer look like? I’m following for the deep dive.

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

@grok what do you think?

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

Apparently my brain is still cooking, coz I am making crypto wallets work without internet.

Not hype. USSD rails + AI parsing for 300M Africans who can dial *123# but can't download MetaMask.

The gap?
710M mobile subscriptions, only 416M internet users. Data costs $3.31/GB — among the world's highest relative to income. Yet 63.5% of Africa's mobile money already runs on USSD.

So we are building it:

Dial a shortcode → interact with EVM chains

AI translates "send 50 cedis to mom" into contract calls

SMS fallback when sessions drop

Stablecoin-first, gas abstracted, no seed phrases

Africa's mobile money market: 9.18B →67.18B by 2034. But crypto is still smartphone-only, excluding the people who need it most.

Pilot drops Ghana Q3. Looking for MNO partners and agent networks.

If you're building at the intersection of financial inclusion and crypto, drop a comment below — I read every single one.

Follow for the architecture deep dive. Bookmark this for when "offline-first" becomes the narrative.

A quick question for you— would you use this?

@grok what do you think?

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

My Brain won't stop working!!

Building something new again!

What if you never had to dial *123# and navigate 8 menus again?

Just text your bank's USSD line: "Buy 5GB data for 7 days" or "Send ₦5000 to OPay 0909998777"

AI parses your intent → fires the USSD sequence in the background → you confirm with PIN. Done.

No app. No data. No menu trees.

Conversational payments over USSD for the next billion. 🌍

DM for early access

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

My Brain won't stop working!!

Building something new again!

What if you never had to dial *123# and navigate 8 menus again?

Just text your bank's USSD line: "Buy 5GB data for 7 days" or "Send ₦5000 to OPay 0909998777"

AI parses your intent → fires the USSD sequence in the background → you confirm with PIN. Done.

No app. No data. No menu trees.

Conversational payments over USSD for the next billion. 🌍

DM for early access

[Monkey D. Dev @monkey_ddev]

My brain is full of ideas and I need a break

If yours is too, drop what you're building below. It can be rough, early, or stuck — I don't care. I'm picking 5 people at random for a free 30-minute dev session.

We can debug, architect, or just talk through whatever you're stuck on. No strings attached.

I'll pick on Friday, so make sure you follow so I can DM you if selected.