Monkeyduck

I follow the finest in baseball reportage and poopie doodie humorists.

[Monkeyduck @monkey_duck]

It’s when my leg falls asleep while I check Twitter for long stretches on the office toilet that I feel I’m fulfilling my life’s potential.

[Monkeyduck @monkey_duck]

@MLBNetworkRadio Please please please fix the Dodgers broadcasts. Commercials have extended over 1-2 outs the whole game, and we missed Gosselin’s entire 5 pitch inning. It’s not just this game — it’s happened all extra inning games. @Mike_Ferrin

[MM  @adgirlMM]

He's right. Trump stood in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shot America, shot the Rule of Law, shot women, shot democracy, and didn't lose any voters.

[Kummkopf @kummkopf]

My thai food & beer fart traveling down the cereal isle towards the 76 yr old woman

[Paul Myers @pulmyears]

SNL tonight with some Teri Garr in memorium love.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

my neighbor derek came over and had some questions about my wifi network "my neighbor derek sucks ass"

[Gun Club Music @gunclub_music]

Pixies

[Justin L. (jlbaseball on bluesky) @JL_Baseball]

The other problem here is that it's just widely known and accepted that the Padres had an agreement with someone who was believed to be 14 when the rule is supposed to be 16.

[Richard Kadrey @Richard_Kadrey]

Good morning on this Sunday before the election

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Hayao Miyazaki core

[Monkeyduck @monkey_duck]

@StardustNova27

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Steve Martin in 1971

[trash jones @jzux]

you can lead a horse to baja. but you can't make him blast

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

Sick.

[g 🎀 @pgisell_]

dodgers legend

[shobae 大谷翔平 ¹⁷ Ohtani Shohei ¹⁷ 🐶 @shoheisaveus]

Shohei’s shoulder still hurts, he can’t stretch it yet 😭