Mayhem Monkeys

We live based on the belief that creativity, hard work, contribution and a positive mental outlook will propel us forward. We also sling poo. #MonkeyUp

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

Shark attacks are less likely to occur on land.
#WeekendKickstarter

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

There is no life without water. Because without water there's no coffee. And without coffee I will kill you all...
#VivaLaCaffeine

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

MONEKE is the name of the son of Martin the Ape in a medieval anime story. It could be where the word MONKEY originates from.
#RandomFact

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

@mayhemmiller u gave me the responsibility of organizing & supervising the cult. Feel like i let u down n owe u an explanation...

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

@mayhemmiller im not comfortable with talkin about it in the open so uuuhhh u know if u can follow me we'll be able to DM & talk. if u want

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

@mayhemmiller :-) so i been MIA the past year, its been tough but im back now. uuummm, would like to tell u what went down but i cant DM u

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

word up my fellow monkeys, so i been MIA 4 sometime now. i apologize 4 that. had a rough year but im back now. so tell me, what u been up 2

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

@mayhemmiller popcorn and slush will come shooting outta ur nose. But don't let that stop u from getting snacks. Bust a gut! 😉

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

The muggles call it "blue monday", we call it #MayhemMonday!!!!!!!!! Unleash the poo! @mayhemmiller

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

Remember da monkey art i made? How about we get those creative juices flowin? Design ur own monkey art & da best 1s will b RT @mayhemmiller

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

Still LMFAO when i see this @mayhemmiller
Noticed that our leader unfollowed me, dont blame him #MIA4LONG 😔

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

@MayhemShaggy13 @mayhemmiller happy birthday! It only comes once a year so be sure to enjoy it ;)

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

@1HamishOZ feels good to be back :)

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

Hey, @mayhemmiller how about welcoming me home with a RT ;)

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

All work and no twitter makes this monkey extremely dull. How are my little hell raisers doing? Needless to say I missed you all ♥

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

#MayhemMonday #MayhemMonday #MayhemMonday!!!! @mayhemmiller how about a facebook party?? :)

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

"I'm a ninja."........"No you're not."......."Did you see me do that?" ...."Do what?"......."Exactly."

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

#MonkeyUp and get #ADayInTheLife trending. Hoooorah!! @mayhemmiller

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

Ow, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to break your concentration but its #MayhemMonday!!!!!

[Mayhem Monkeys @monkey_militia]

"@crux_92: http://t.co/o6v3LIX7 <--This is genius!!! #MustWatch ;)" talk about motivation, lol.