StonkMonkey

I like the stocks. I want to make zillions. I consume content. I fart. I sleep. (A/Dude)

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

@grok has Candace Owens spoken publicly in the last 5 days?

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

@SCHARglutenfree the deli style bread is good. Could you throw a 6th slice in the bag though? I can get 2 sandwiches out of it before needing to open another one. What is wholesale, like $1.20/slice?

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

I think we’d get to the route of our #somalia problem if we started looking into #sanctuary #employees, but then we wouldn’t have our packages so quickly

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

.@RealCandaceO hey Candice, what was cut at the 13:50 mark on the podcast?

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

I will never buy another @Apple desktop computer again until they stop using fusion drives. They didn’t change the hardware in the new models, just the name of the hard drive system. What a disappointment.

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

This @apple Mac desktop computer I bought is the worst decision I’ve ever made. I will never buy another computer with a Fusion Drive. I expected more from @Apple and to say I’m disappointed is an understatement.

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

I’ve brought it in to the Apple Store and spoken with technical support many times. It just doesn’t work. It is impossible to load apps, and requires about 45 minutes of patience to be able to accomplish anything.

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

@Naskademini @RedPillSayian Grammar

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Why do we need headphones that measure our heart rate?

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

All this talk about #vaccines and #autism being connected, but no one’s talking about all that #weed being consumed… did everyone forget DARE telling us weed caused birth defects?!?

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

This parade is so cool! The dogs are a little weird though. #Army250

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

@patriotcodywyat @PrezWisdom @3YearLetterman Who is AL?!? Gore?!?

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

Dear @Apple, can you please make an “optimistic” weather mode?

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

How did that Fort Knox audit go? Asking for a friend… @elonmusk

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

@EmmanuelMacron You married your dad

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

Is there anything more inclusive than having 2 national anthems?!?! This makes total sense, duh!

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

I’m shocked no one talks about how constipated #GLP1 and #semagkutide makes people… it’s not worth it, I couldn’t shit right for a month. Thought I was having pancreatitis again it backed me up so bad!

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

Good news! I was able to hack the autopilot on my Tesla and add an H1B detector. Now it doesn’t avoid them.

[StonkMonkey @monkey_stonk]

How much of the “bipartisan infrastructure bill” was spent on signs celebrating work areas funded by the bipartisan infrastructure bill?