MonkeyBearBakery

Artisanal vegan baked goods 🤤

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

#vegan
#glutenfree
#allergenfree
#peanutfree
#sugarfree
#oilfree
Coming soon to #Columbus #Ohio

https://t.co/4fDoDo5z8i

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

@5by5Creativity @YAVTweets Is that why you deleted your post?

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

@mellylyfe I’m not really active on here, but I definitely want to make sure I’m not following them!

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

Says the person taking a troll take seriously 😂😂😂😂

[Barry Wetterneck @BWetterneck]

People …sometimes take themselves too seriously.
Like this though!

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

@BWetterneck In what universe is that a “serious” take?

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

@vanessatheveg @janejellyroll @HoundShe How very speciesist to behave as though humans aren’t animals. Vegan means not being shitty to *any* animals, including human animals. It’s not vegan to be shitty to *any* marginalized group.

[Just Another NeuroDivergent Vegan Ⓥ 🌱🏳️‍🌈🏴 @YAVTweets]

If answering your phone is something you have the spoons for, definitely do it. Especially if it’s one of those predatory home buying people. Call them out for their bs! Let them know you know what they’re up to!

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

@SilverMelinda W

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

Oh screw you guys. You can’t manage to help the actual American people, but you can waste money on some rich white dudes who don’t do anything to benefit their country. Fuck. You.

[CNN @CNN]

Congress averted a government shutdown Thursday evening when both chambers voted to pass a stopgap bill to extend funding through mid-February after party leaders brokered a deal to overcome GOP brinkmanship over vaccine mandates https://t.co/iMwniRw1fi

[Your Annoying Vegan Friend @your_vegan]

Look, if you're against dumping toxic waste behind the children's hospital, then don't do it, okay? But don't tell EVERYONE ELSE that THEY can't do it. Just mind your own business and stop ramming your ideas down other people's throats.

- what antivegans sound like

[brighter days ☁️ @tyrathetaurus]

it takes 2 seconds to retweet my vegan holiday delivery plates for the Sacramento area (black owned & made w/ love 🌱💯)

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

Test bake 1:
Spicy heat from cayenne is at the perfect level, but the flavor is one dimensional.
Test bake 2 will include cinnamon and some kosher salt.

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

Finally remembered my password for this account heh heh heh 😅

[Your Annoying Vegan Friend @your_vegan]

Why is the bar so high that you won't eat a vegan product unless it is utterly indistinguishable from the cow-killing kind? And what excuse will they use when we overcome this hurdle? "Okay, it melts and stretches, but it just doesn't have the same atomic mass as real cheese."

[JEHOVA’S THICCNESS @whatsupdangerrr]

I need y’all to understand that while universal basic income and universal healthcare, and free college are all amazing things, these aren’t the only things that poor people need to improve their situation.

It’ll help but its not the end all be all.

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

@athrivingvegan @ChupameLaCajeta Almost like lentils aren’t the only vegan food 🤷‍♀️

[Rhymes with Pocohontas @rnrolljo]

@IjeomaOluo It’s called “covert incest” and it’s explained really well in this podcast. Women have written into the show to share how this behaviour affected them, appeared some mom’s will do this ... https://t.co/SEPHZ9t1AJ

[Your Annoying Vegan Friend @your_vegan]

vegan: it's wrong to exploit and kill animals

meater: Kobe beef cows live better than people and get massages and listen to classical music all day.

vegan: do you eat Kobe beef?

meater: what? no. do you know how expensive that shit is? I'm not rich like you privelidged vegans!

[DashVegan @DashVegan]

@BlackVeganJesus Trying to set this up ... https://t.co/0h5KKhmei4

[Your Annoying Vegan Friend @your_vegan]

There are other things to eat
There are other things to wear
There are other things to ride
There are other pets to adopt
There are other ways to test products
There are other ways to be entertained

[MonkeyBearBakery @monkeybearbakes]

@LucySara9 @Ready_Set_Veg @gradymcole @xxEmmajaynecxx @veggienuggs It’s one of the more awesome side-effects 😏