chris (he/him)

I like chocolate. All views are my own and do not reflect the monkey community as a whole. #bipolar #LGBT #mentalhealth

[chris (he/him) @monkeyboymorgan]

@quotetoponder Please

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Just found out that in our organisational restructure I now have to interview for my own post and two others.

This is going to get messy.

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@blondsteve Defying Goalposts
There's a fine, fine back line
On my own goal

They write themselves

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Going for a cold shower in my lunch break as I have undermoob sweat and smell like the love child of five day old prawns and a wheel of brie

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It takes two to tango but a whole team to Morris dance.

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6lbs gone after two weeks of eating more healthily.

If I can make it to 8lbs by next Sunday I am celebrating with a snickers duo and some cherry coke.

And before anyone says "that's not very healthy" as long as the day balances out it's fine.

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@AlisonMoyet People on social media are bastards. It probably gives them five minutes of notoriety.

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@blondsteve My boys only wear jockstraps on extraction missions.

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@blondsteve I'll send in the strike squad

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@AlisonMoyet happy birthday! May it bring you stuff and things in abundance. 🎁🎂

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A little something I wrote. #poetry

https://t.co/yApg9PDA77

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I'm so used to playing dress up I forgot which clothes I was wearing when I came in.

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I'm getting so bored of my current job I'm tempted to reply to all emails with just "send nudes".

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@blondsteve @RobinPDennis @OldSwanHotel Looking fab mister C!

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@AlisonMoyet Next time I come to a show I'll wear a pair. Look for the twirly lights in the audience.

I won't do it while you're singing so you're not distracted.

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@MetroUK Nice way to say you're boring.

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@Nigel_Farage Knock on my door and you'll just be struck.

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@katya_zamo Close your eyes instead.