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[Yasi 🪏 @tmr1384]

His silly little uggs

[L @monkeybrread]

what is it about me that attracts old people who are incoherent and babbling at me I don’t understand what they are saying why do I seem so approachable to them. This old man came up to me and started talking about earthworms.

[L @monkeybrread]

every girl cousin I have does not play about twilight literally every single one

[L @monkeybrread]

@pinotgrigi0 I had a dream the other night that a homeless was chasing me and then lunged at me and it woke me up and I screamed in real life too

[L @monkeybrread]

@pinotgrigi0 @VitaCoco Maybe they added iron for you

[L @monkeybrread]

I am under fucking attack

[L @monkeybrread]

moths got my Ugg boots. I feel like I’ve been shot

[L @monkeybrread]

in 7th grade my little boyfriend sent me Diet Mt. Dew by Lana del Rey and said “this song reminds me of you” and I was posting on tumblr “your soul is haunting me and telling me that everything is fine but I wish I was dead”

[L @monkeybrread]

I thought Sylvia Plath died because she stuck her head in an oven and waited until she overheated. I am such an idiot. That’s not what happened

[L @monkeybrread]

remembering when I was 16 years old and I rear-ended someone because I was distracted at pretty sparkly blue dresses in a storefront and that just sums up the the girl I was and the woman who I’ll forever be

[L @monkeybrread]

forever mad I ruined my bitty baby with nail polish during the years of when I thought I was a cool teenager bitty baby I’m so sorry mommy is so sorry

[art @_artsartsarts]

this is sorta so beautiful it hurts

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

gay guy photographer instagrams be like. Jack in february

[L @monkeybrread]

Imagine hating me and I’m sitting at home painting a horse with a castle

[L @monkeybrread]

@pinotgrigi0 @elonmusk I only tweet for you and chloe

[L @monkeybrread]

@elonmusk why do I have to pay you $4 a month if I want to type more words in one tweet. You’re being kind of selfish

[ebony ୨୧ @esdunsteric]

We still talk about you…

[L @monkeybrread]

source??Um how about it came to me in a dream I had. How about Reddit Maybe the years I studied in college for a degree I still don’t know the meaning of. Or an older lady who told me on the street 5 years ago How about I looked into the water and my reflection whispered it to me