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Warning -Teslas are NOT worth the price! Their flawed design makes expensive repairs. The curb warning system won’t warn you in certain situations & rocker panel damage costs $12,000. If you slide into a curb & hit tire, $4,000. Tesla hammers you on repairs. AVOID! you’re welcome

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@bloodyhellAU @Pontifex I’m sure they will miss you and all of your evilness.

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@briebriejoy Well, they are your only hope so….

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Google maps used to be easy and obvious to add a stop to any directions. Why do they always update things to be less user friendly?

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Look, our noon flight to NYC on Southwest is now re-rescheduled to leave after the 5:40pm flight. WTF?

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@SouthwestAir Now they just delayed it again, originally from 12:30, to 4:30, now to 6, no explanations.

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Well I screwed up, Decided to take @SouthwestAir for the first time in decades to visit NYC, my connecting flight is delayed for four and a half hours, causing us to miss everything that’s booked and paid for tonight in NYC. Thanks for nothing!

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@SouthwestAir I have plenty of time to chat, but don’t see how that will help. Delta and United always found another route to get to destination, southwest didn’t even care.

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@JohnLeFevre You mean white Christian males getting their freak on and fulfilling life long fantasies.

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Ok, I never updated my Twitter app & somehow, out of the blue, it updated itself to X today. I just stayed to see how long it would work as Twitter, so 11/18/24 compared to when dipshit bought it, is how long. I always said I’d quit before using X, so, so long Twitter! #bluesky

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@VivekGRamaswamy Your book is shit, your ideas are shit. Anyone can make millions if they have access to insider trading.

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@Lmz420Andy800 Saying he’s a hypocrite, he said it was poison, then you blamed libtards for being afraid of it. He’s YOUR butt buddy.

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So RFKjr says we shouldnt eat processed food and he’s already doing promos for McDonald. Wow, He sold out fast. What a joke. So it WAS about power and NOT about our health the whole time.

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@warwick512 @PollyNZ1 It’s what you call, being low class

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@Harkins8Harkins “Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is like just poison. You have a choice between—you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s when you’re lucky and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.” -RFKjr

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@Lmz420Andy800 “Campaign food is always bad, but the food that goes onto that airplane is like just poison. You have a choice between—you don’t have the choice, you’re either given KFC or Big Macs. That’s when you’re lucky and then the rest of the stuff I consider kind of inedible.” -RFKjr

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@Lmz420Andy800 So he openly talks about how unhealthy the food is, and then eats it? It’s not about health, it’s about knowing and still making horrible decisions. This is the most ridiculous argument

Seems like he is horrible at decision making. What else is he horrible at deciding?

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@DJcalligraphy @TheRichFromCali It’s actually the republicans that fight against paper ballots, democrats fought for paper ballots and republicans shot them down. It’s also republicans that fight against having a photo on the voter id cards to verify voter identity. 🤔

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@CoahuilT20558 https://t.co/LCtHr90frh.

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@elonmusk Mister free speech, is all like, you’re going to jail for speaking freely.

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@JillPJ Right, he’s the only one with a coke, and not a coke from McDonald’s, so I’m guessing he brought it with him.