Kong The Monkey

I like bananas and betting on sports.

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@SenWarren Will it include your $7M as "Wealth" My guess is no...

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@barstoolsports Where do you think this tweet sits ? Not the actual clouds…

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@themikeypick @puckcanuck1 @Jmo_Picks @grok bring my image to life

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@themikeypick @puckcanuck1 @Jmo_Picks I drew this for you, now you can have a cartoon profile picture too 🙊

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP.

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians.

It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

[George Kenessey @GeorgeKenessey]

@Benioff @salesforce @Benioff love it! You inspired us at #Appiphony. We integrated our Merge Connect document gen app into Slack and used Agentforce to create a PowerPoint deck from a prompt in a day. Slack knows our conversations, Salesforce has our customer data, Agentforce connects it all!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iam_smx *trillioniare

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@lockash911 @consequence You have the receipts ?

[Prison Mitch @Prisonmitch]

Trump seeing Ben Stiller bitch about the usage of Tropic Thunder

[Bears Nation @BearsNationCHI]

Thank you for everything @idjmoore

This play will live with #Bears fans for ever

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

Weird that replies are off… guess she doesn’t like being told she is wrong

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

Iraq was attacked by the US during Ramadan and it sickening to know that the US is again going to attack Iran during Ramadan. The US apparently loves to strike Muslim countries during Ramadan and I am convinced it isn’t what these countries have done to violate international law but about who they worship.

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

USA!!!!

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

USA! USA! USA!

WHAT A SHOT!

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@ShitpostReels Found him!

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@DrewPavlou Hippie all day, she’s such a cuck

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Billie Eilish got me deported from the US

I spent 30 hours in custody at LAX trying to explain to the agents that my shitposts about moving into her mansion on stolen land were just a joke

Her lawyers seem to have actually compiled a dossier on me because the agents were asking me about my entire history as an activist opposed to the Chinese government, whether I had ever plotted to assassinate Chinese Communist Party officials; it was legitimately insane

I suffered for my art as an online shitposter

I was victimised and martyred by Billie Eilish

[Libs Of Chicago @Libs_OfChicago]

I’ve heard video after video from both sides of the political aisle talking about why voter ID is good or bad.

The one thing I haven’t heard from either side is an answer to any of the supposed problems Americans will run into.

If it’s that some ppl don’t have an ID then make it easier for ppl to obtain an ID, I mean whatever the excuse is just make it easier.

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@cardon_brian Who would marry this dumbass ?

[Laura Powell @LauraPowellEsq]

When people deny the word “American” refers specifically to people from the United States, they are attempting to effectively erase the existence of a distinct national identity. Spanish speakers can choose to say “estadounidense” if they wish, but in English—as in nearly every other language—“American” is the singular term for citizens of the United States. Don’t let them take it.

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

#badbunnysuperbowl

[Kong The Monkey @monkeycapper]

@jjhescorpion @GovPritzker Again… this isn’t special this is exploitation, if you think this is beautiful then you are the problem