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I live in Minneapolis. I make music. I read books. I drink beer. I dad. I do other stuff. He/Him/His. @benjaminroesler.bsky.social

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@tirumuru_87 No.

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@itsJohnRocker

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@ChefReactions The Minnesota Frost are two time champions. They're a good choice.

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Fuck all these fascist fucks. Trump, Vance, Kirk, Hegseth, most of the Supreme Court...fuck 'em all. https://t.co/fzQtN7h6L2

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He probably isn't (yet), but I hope he's dead. Fuck. That. Guy. (You know who).

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@KidRock Good one, dork.

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@Twins

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@DDDrewDaniel You better ask Go West if it's alright. They're the king of wishful thinking.

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@m_millsey I'm headed there tonight! I'm psyched!

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@lisamurkowski I don't know what anyone expected. Everyone knows you're a spineless do nothing that talks talks talks and then just bends the knee. Every single time.

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I bought an 8.6oz package of @Gardettos and it is 90% pretzels. What the hell? If I wanted that many pretzels I would have bought a bag of pretzels. Stupid.

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@souLyft created a really cool iOS synth called Chime. I've been playing with it for a few weeks as part of the beta, and it's awesome! Go get it! https://t.co/yDhCSaJJyq

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@BasedMikeLee @elonmusk He'll never take you to prom, Mike.

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@StandUnited76 @HepcatinExile @ShipHappens1965 @rshereme Keep telling yourself that. I'm out.

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@StandUnited76 @HepcatinExile @ShipHappens1965 @rshereme Failed what? I failed at paying $8 a month to a billionaire for this worthless shit? Cool. You're super cool, my man. Have a good life.

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@StandUnited76 @HepcatinExile @ShipHappens1965 @rshereme Oh no, I'm not super popular with other people on Twitter. Fuck me. You got me dead to rights. How will I ever go on? OH LORD HELP ME!!! HELP ME, PLEASE LORD!!! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE GET MY FOLLOWER COUNT UP!?!?! WHERE ARE THE BOTS!!! OH GOD! OH DEAR GOD!!!

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@StandUnited76 @HepcatinExile @ShipHappens1965 @rshereme This thread laid out some facts, and all you can say is "Herpa derp, homeschool. Derp derp derp." but sure, keep on your Fuhrer's orange dick. It'll be interesting when he comes for you and your family. Oh wait, you don't think it will effect you negatively. Good luck. Godspeed.

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@HepcatinExile @StandUnited76 @ShipHappens1965 @rshereme It's always the dudes that call people dumb who can't fucking spell and are dumb as shit. They try to use their "fancy" words, but when it comes down to it, they can't spell "buffoon" when calling you a buffoon.

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@itsoxis I love this. What are the lines and squares tracking? Just movement? What are you using to do that? Sorry if this is a dumb question, I just think it's really cool, and I'm very curious about what is going on there, and how you're doing that.