PirateKingGoof

[varrock @varrock]

Illegals literally get away with crimes American citizens would go to jail for.

If you drive drunk, you could go to jail, pay fines, and lose your license.

If an illegal drives drunk, the DA will reduce all the charges to misdemeanors to ensure they don't get deported.

[signüll @signulll]

i remember turning 18 during obama’s second term & being excited to vote for him. there was genuinely something refreshing about him. a modern, intelligent, optimistic dude. how do we lose?

but his post presidency behavior has drastically changed how i see his legacy.

there’s now this constant strain of intellectual pandering, moral righteousness, appeals to expertise, & constant calls to slow down everything while the enlightened adults explain reality all of us. this felt thoughtful before but now feels pedantic & condescending.

quite simply, he basically became hilary clinton in so many ways.

& saying divisive shit like this only makes it all worse. a huge fall from grace which is pretty sad to see.

[Xaviaer DuRousseau @XAVIAER]

MAYBE that’s because MAGA doesn’t actually hate black people or gays, but y’all fell for the propaganda?

[Squigg @Squigg]

Converse and Target both recently bent the knee to a small group of obviously delusional leftists.

Meanwhile Netflix never felt compelled to even address what the left widely recognized and celebrated as a “kirkpost” from one of their X accounts, despite justified outrage from the right.

Clearly companies are much more afraid of the left. Why?

[PirateKingGoof @MonkeyDGoofy24]

@OldSchoolRS Requesting hairstyle in game

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

It's insane to me that some people are going to vote for the politicians who created all their problems, just to spite the politicians who are fixing their problems...because they're fixing them slower than they'd hoped.

Elections have consequences, people. Trust me.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

it’s already too late.

this is how low trust takes over.
you build a system where behaving honorably increasingly means being the sucker, so even people who don’t want to cheat eventually learn to defect.

once enough people adapt, you can’t simply force the old norms and values back into existence.
being honorable and having integrity already puts you at a disadvantage. we’ve crossed the threshold.

More dysfunction, more corruption, more workarounds, forever, until it’s a global South Africa and the only thing that makes the system work is bribes.

[LoLNothingMatters @DastDn]

"I burned your house, raped your daughter, and murdered your parents, but I'll give you back the son I kidnapped and tortured if you drop the charges. No? Well, it's clear who the monster is here!"

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

“Disney+ will now have ads on every plan.”

You know what? Where the hell is my DVD player? I’m ready to go back to buying movies, owning them forever, and watching them in peace.

[SNS 🇺🇸 @SNS_Anon]

“Free Palestine tour”

One day, we’re going to look back at all of this and talk about how much of the celebrity “Free Palestine” stuff was really just celebrities with failing careers exploiting a movement for clout and support without actually caring about Palestinians or their suffering.

But I guess none of you are ready for that conversation yet because you’re still enjoying the dopamine hit from getting a bunch of likes for pretending this stuff is genuine and being seen as heroes because of your insane hero complexes.

As soon as your tweets stop getting so many likes, you’ll look back and say, “Oopsie, so that was crazy!” just like you did with “woke 1,” because so much of leftism is literally built on mob mentality.

That’s why you’re so smug and confident about your stupid positions, only to admit they were stupid and crazy once the hype and energy fade away. The motivating factor to keep playing pretend disappears with it, and then you latch onto the next big thing. It’s such a parasitic and soulless movement lmao.

[Dawson O 🩷 @DawsonOgil67583]

Honestly Macklemore announcing that tour so he can ride that money and fame train is just sad. Doesn’t seem genuine at all. I think lots of people owe Ed an apology

[Bahama Don 🇧🇸 @N8TheCre8tive]

If you want to bring awareness to your cause, you don't backstab somebody who gave you an opportunity to do it. I hate bitch-ass niggas like this. They think they have a right to act like a bitch-ass nigga if they claim it's for a noble cause. No, you're still a bitch-ass nigga.

[Corey Walker 🇺🇸 @CoreyWriting]

We are living under a total mass psychosis.

[PirateKingGoof @MonkeyDGoofy24]

@TheNextTestimen @KhadraGar @kyraneore So your condemning hamas and the use of child soldiers this week?

[KYRA @kyraneore]

You might hate me for saying this, but I think this is actually sympathy baiting. He’s trying to use the audience to gain sympathy and get them on his side. He made Ed Sheeran out to be the villain without directly calling him one, and now he’s doing all this, I’m sure, to win the crowd over. I’m sorry, but Ed Sheeran was never a bad person. Even the way the audience and everyone else turned against him because of this whole situation feels unfair.

[Austen Hufford @austenhufford]

How does someone carrying a $1,125 Balenciaga bag and driving a $110K Mercedes SUV qualify for public assistance?

We went inside a California welfare office to see it firsthand.

Fraud all the way down.

[Matt Whitlock @MattWhitlock]

Fascinating strategy here for a bill that passed in the House 417-3.

Democrats literally just blocked the bill so they could keep campaigning on data center hysteria and help Sherrod Brown in Ohio.

[ShitlibSupreme 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 @ShitlibSupreme]

This is the most attention he's had in over a decade and he's going to milk this grift as much as possible

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Not a single one of these people showed up to protest the Islamic Republic.

A regime that just eight months ago slaughtered tens of thousands of Iranians.

[Guy Benson @guypbenson]

Seems like a good time to inform voters that El Sayed wants to cancel everyone’s private healthcare plans and replace them with the government (and is now pretending otherwise despite having admitted it previously, on camera).