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Me and megs just got bullied out of the park by a crazy six year old with a shit bracelet!

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Just found a 7.5 cm nipple hair! Tried to take a picture but forgot I was naked and other bits got involved!

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Why has he got a pony tail? He's not a pony!

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#thefalcon haha

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Golly gosh! Red lion on a Saturday night! Not 4 me #prickistan

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Sundays without a beer is like a bird without a vagina

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Fuckin hate X factor and all the karaoke singers! I could do better with a candle up my arse!

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Couple of winners today #50peachway

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And the stamps?

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When the queen dies will all the money have to change?

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@cwilliams_12 you know me I'm better than that. Fag!

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Love @DynoRod88

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@CWilliams_12 cunt

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@StuartBraun that's not me, what's cou doing?

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@Creature85 and I will be celebrating it at 3 #fact

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@taunton87 internal

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Luis Suarez loves a beer and chicken balls. No sauce, that gets tossed at cars! Ledge!

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@Creature85 just stuck his winky in @DynoRod88

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@adamstallwood86 all lined up and ready to go

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@StuartBraun I hope you never get a girlfriend